PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tommy Segura (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lazy Shit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lazy Shit has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Segura
vs
Shit

192 cm
25
288 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

176 cm
25
261 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Tommy Segura!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Lazy Shit!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Shigeki Fujiwara and Yukihiro Shimada.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Segura throws a hook to the side of Shit's head but Shit sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Segura misses with an uppercut.
Lazy Shit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Segura dodges the punch combination from Shit.
Shit shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Segura as he jumps to the side.
Shit waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Segura.
Shit misses with a looping left.

Segura gets the takedown into side control.
Check out the look on Segura's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Segura working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Shit is not content to let Segura control the position.
Shit really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Segura. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Shit is trying to get back to his feet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Segura advances to full mount.
Segura won't let Shit get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Segura lands a big shot there that rocks Shit but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Segura with a couple of short strikes.
Segura with shots to the head and body - Shit looks very uncomfortable down there.
The referee warns Shit that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Segura content just to control the position here.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Segura cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Segura with the ground and pound from mount.
Segura in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Segura landing strikes from the mount.
A nice elbow there by Segura.
Segura controlling from mount.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Segura cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Segura controlling from the full mount.
Segura wants to control the pace but Shit is squirming around nicely.
Segura takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Segura looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Segura connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
A nice elbow there by Segura.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Shit can do anything to dispel that myth.
Shit wants to get back to his feet.
The referee warns Shit that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Segura landing strikes, looking to finish!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shit is bucking up trying to escape but Segura cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Segura cracks Shit with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Segura lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Segura looking to control and managing it successfully.
Segura breaks from Shit's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Segura is landing with some decent strikes but Shit is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Segura landing strikes from the mount and Shit is in trouble!
Segura controlling from mount.
Segura scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Shit?
Shit taking shots to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Segura scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Segura scoring with strikes but Shit is staying in there.
Shit is working to get back to half guard.
Shit looks gassed!
Segura landing strikes, looking to finish!
Segura trying to control but Shit is having none of it.
Segura is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Shit can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Segura postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Shit looks a forlorn figure.
Segura could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Segura landing strikes, looking to finish!

Shit is rocked!
Segura will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Segura looking to finish here with some ground and pound. He lands one big shot that has Shit covering up... and two more big strikes land, forcing the referee to step in and put and end to proceedings! This fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tommy Segura!
After the big win, Tommy Segura made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors [Deathsquad] Your Moms House Apparel $8-20 and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.