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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kullervo Pelli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pelli comes to the cage accompanied by Juha Vainio - Nakkila. Homer Simpson is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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266 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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280 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kullervo Pelli!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Homer Simpson!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Arvi Lind and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pelli lands a big head kick that sends Simpson tumbling to the mat! Pelli takes a step backwards and waves Simpson back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like Homer Simpson has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pelli ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pelli staying out of range there.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Pelli cracks Simpson with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Simpson looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Pelli finish him?
Simpson is rocked!
Pelli fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Simpson manages to avoid it.
Simpson is still on wobbly legs! Can Pelli finish him?
Pelli misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Pelli throws a big shot that misses.
Pelli keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Simpson seems to have recovered his senses.
Simpson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Pelli lands with a shot to the body.
A jab from Simpson misses.
Simpson misses the shot to the body.
Pelli misses with a two punch combination.
Pelli pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Simpson lunges at Pelli with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Pelli's hand.
Pelli thows a body shot but no joy.
Homer Simpson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Simpson pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Simpson throws a shot from downtown. Pelli moves away and avoids it.
Simpson lands with a good body shot.
Simpson misses with a looping right.
Pelli swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Simpson smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pelli avoids the body shot from Simpson.
Simpson dodges the punch combination from Pelli.
A looping hook to the body misses from Simpson. Pelli does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pelli swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pelli misses with a body shot.
Simpson just misses with a punch to the body.
Simpson thows a body shot but no joy.
Simpson misses with a body shot.
Pelli fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Simpson.
A head kick from Pelli lands but Simpson takes it in his stride.
Pelli throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A big left from Simpson misses.
Pelli looks to land a combination but Simpson avoids it well.
A clash of legs there as Simpson blocks the low kick.
Pelli thows a body shot but no joy.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pelli takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Simpson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The crowd cheers as Simpson lands an impressive looking overhand right. Pelli doesn't seem phased though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pelli was well out of range. Poor timing from Simpson.
Pelli looks to land a combination but Simpson avoids it well.
Simpson scores with a jab to the head.
Simpson cracks a nice hook into Pelli's ribs.
No joy there for Pelli, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pelli ducks right into an uppercut from Simpson.
Pelli avoids the body shot from Simpson.
Pelli takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Pelli uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Simpson.
Pelli misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Simpson.
Simpson misses with a series of wild punches.
Pelli throws a one two combo.
Simpson with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Pelli is breathing heavily.
Pelli throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Simpson checks a leg kick.
Simpson with a hook.
Jab by Simpson.
Pelli dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pelli looks to throw the jab but Simpson is out of range.
Pelli throws a series of punches but Simpson avoids them all with ease.
Pelli takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Simpson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pelli manages to avoid it.
The crowd cheers as Simpson lands an impressive looking overhand right. Pelli doesn't seem phased though.
Simpson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pelli sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A big left from Simpson misses.
Simpson thows a body shot but no joy.
Simpson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Simpson lands a right hook to the body.
Pelli throws a body punch but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Simpson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Simpson scores with a sloppy right hand. Pelli should have avoided that one.
Simpson is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Pelli had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Simpson scores with a jab. Pelli acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Simpson has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Pelli fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Simpson is out of range.
Simpson scores with a jab.
Pelli fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Simpson manages to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pelli throws a hook to the side of Simpson's head but Simpson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Pelli has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Pelli there as he acknowledges the shot.
A bone on bone clash there as Simpson blocks the leg kick.
Pelli lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Simpson circles away quickly and effectively.
Simpson scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Pelli doesn't seem bothered though.
Simpson throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Pelli on the side of the head.
Simpson cracks Pelli with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Simpson cracks Pelli with a right hand to the side of the head.
Simpson keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Pelli is rocked!
Simpson lands with a jab that stuns his opponent. Pelli is looking to close the distance but Simpson sees it coming and throws a beautiful knee! Pelli crumbles to the mat and that's all she wrote! Let's hope Pelli is OK because that was naaaaaasty!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Homer Simpson!
After the big win, Homer Simpson made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Hilo Nutrition and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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