PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Uno Louner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalevi Kumijalka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kumijalka has chosen compella & the twister - put ur weed up as his entrance music. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Louner
vs
Kumijalka

178 cm
29
183 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

190 cm
33
180 lbs
15 - 21 - 1

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Knockout power

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Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Uno Louner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 21 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalevi Kumijalka!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Aleksandr Martynov and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Louner moves out of range as Kumijalka throws a body kick.
Louner takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Louner will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kumijalka misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kumijalka fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Louner checks it well.
Louner tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kumijalka was well out of range. Poor timing from Louner.
Kumijalka throws a low kick, looking for Louner's leg but Louner calmly moves out of range.
Louner misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Louner moves into range and connects with a jab.
Louner thuds his right hand into Kumijalka's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Louner changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Louner misses with a straight right.
Kumijalka looks to throw the jab but Louner is out of range.
Louner avoids a kick to the body.
Louner throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kumijalka sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kumijalka avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kumijalka throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Kumijalka takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kumijalka walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Uno Louner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Louner takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Louner scores with a punch to the head.
Kumijalka fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Louner is out of range.
Kumijalka tries a head kick but it misses.
Kumijalka misses with a leg kick
and Louner counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kumijalka fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Louner is out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Kumijalka.
Kumijalka tries to land a leg kick but Louner saw it coming and moves away.
Louner uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Kumijalka has time to react.
Kumijalka gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Louner wants to land a leg kick but Kumijalka is out of range.
Kumijalka misses with a kick to the body.
Louner rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kumijalka counters with a leg kick.
Kumijalka fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kumijalka scores with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kumijalka pivots, looking for a leg kick but Louner is out of range and Kumijalka settles back down.
Louner swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Louner throws a body punch but Kumijalka moves out of range.
Kumijalka tries to clinch up.
Kumijalka throws a push kick but Louner slaps the foot to one side.

Kumijalka clinches up against the cage.
Kumijalka tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Kumijalka tries a knee to the head but Louner blocks it.
Kumijalka tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Louner tries to score a body lock takedown but Kumijalka shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Kumijalka wants to get back to striking at distance but Louner won't allow it.

Louner ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Louner no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Louner throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Kumijalka won't allow Louner to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kumijalka would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Louner might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Kalevi Kumijalka was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Kumijalka rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Louner counters with a straight right hand.
Louner checks a low kick from Kumijalka.
Kumijalka moves away from the strike by Louner.
A slow jab from Louner misses its intended target.
Louner throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kumijalka.
Louner looks to land a right hand but Kumijalka moved out of range.
Kumijalka on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Kumijalka blocks a jab.
Louner is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Kumijalka misses with a low kick as Louner jumps back.
Kumijalka keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Louner.
Louner takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Kumijalka slips under a jab from Louner.
Kumijalka uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Louner.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kumijalka lands a nice leg kick that just misses Louner's sensitive parts.
Kumijalka defending well as Louner loads up on a big left hand.
Kumijalka loads up on a big right hand but Louner slips the punch.
Louner jabs at Kumijalka's body.
Kumijalka cracks the inside of Louner's front leg.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Louner shoots in for a takedown but Kumijalka shows good takedown defense.
Kumijalka looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Kalevi Kumijalka is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kumijalka throws a nice outside leg kick.
Louner is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Kumijalka slips under a jab from Louner.
A leg kick checked by Louner.
Louner looks to land a right hand but Kumijalka moved out of range.
Kumijalka attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kumijalka rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Louner moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Louner. Kumijalka does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kumijalka takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A big left from Louner misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Uno Louner dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

A bone on bone clash there as Louner blocks the leg kick.

Kumijalka rushes Louner and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Louner drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Kumijalka gets the underhooks and prevents it.

Kumijalka breaks from the clinch.
Kumijalka tries a low kick but Louner avoids it.
Kumijalka dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Louner. That did some damage!
Louner keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A head kick misses from Louner.
Uno Louner is winning the standup battle so far.
Decent striking displayed by Louner there.
Kumijalka tries to clinch up.
Kumijalka throws a push kick but Louner slaps the foot to one side.
Louner lands a jab to Kumijalka's midsection.
Kumijalka connects with a crisp jab.
Louner throws a right and a left that Kumijalka avoids nicely.
Kumijalka throws a leg kick
and Louner counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kumijalka throws a low kick but it's checked well by Louner.
Louner checks the leg kick nicely there.
Kumijalka misses with an attempted mid kick.
Louner throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Louner scores with a sloppy right hand. Kumijalka should have avoided that one.
Kumijalka pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Louner looks to land a combination but Kumijalka avoids it well.
Nice shot lands for Louner.
Louner scores with a jab to the jaw.

Kumijalka is rocked!
and Louner counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Kumijalka! He's just covering up as Louner starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Uno Louner!
Uno Louner gave a mention to Perkele! in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).