PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hesher Gordon Levitt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kim Jong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong has chosen Nobody Nobody as his entrance music. Hesher Gordon Levitt has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Gordon Levitt
vs
Jong

200 cm
26
258 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

195 cm
21
270 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Valhalla Fight Wear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Hesher Gordon Levitt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kim Jong!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Steve Erwin and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gordon Levitt misses with a wild combination.
Jong avoids the body shot from Gordon Levitt.
Jong catches Gordon Levitt with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Jong on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

It looks like Kim Jong has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jong throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Gordon Levitt throws a jab but it's blocked by Jong.
Jong misses with a head kick.

Jong lands a big head kick that sends Gordon Levitt tumbling to the mat! Jong takes a step backwards and waves Gordon Levitt back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Hesher Gordon Levitt has been cut.
Gordon Levitt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gordon Levitt thows a body shot but no joy.
Jong misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jong throws a sloppy head kick and Gordon Levitt moves out of range easily.
Gordon Levitt blocks a head kick by Jong.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jong tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gordon Levitt misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Gordon Levitt lands a lovely overhand right.
Jong ducks under a wild hook from Gordon Levitt.
Jong throws a head kick that misses.
Jong misses with a kick to the body.
Gordon Levitt blocks a head kick by Jong.
Jong thuds his shin into the meat of Gordon Levitt's side.
A big right from Gordon Levitt misses.
Nice body punch from Gordon Levitt.
Kim Jong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gordon Levitt throws a lazy uppercut
and Jong counters with a head kick. That will keep Gordon Levitt thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Gordon Levitt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jong.
Jong throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gordon Levitt scores with a crisp jab that stopped Jong in his tracks.
Jong misses with a wild combination.

Gordon Levitt lands a big uppercut and Jong crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Jong looks OK. Gordon Levitt waves Jong back to his feet!
The fight stays on the outside here - Gordon Levitt looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jong scores with a crisp jab that stopped Gordon Levitt in his tracks.

Gordon Levitt drives through and clinches with Jong against the ropes.
Gordon Levitt's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Gordon Levitt lands a shoulder strike.
A shot in the inside from Gordon Levitt.
A short right from Gordon Levitt.
Jong looking to throw knees to the head but Gordon Levitt is blocking nicely.
Jong tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gordon Levitt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Gordon Levitt avoiding damage as Jong throws knees to the body.
Gordon Levitt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Jong misses with a knee strike.
Gordon Levitt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jong throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Gordon Levitt blocks it with crossed arms.
A short uppercut from Gordon Levitt.
Jong looks gassed!
Gordon Levitt trying to control the position but instead, Jong has worked for underhooks and has pushed Gordon Levitt into the ropes.
Gordon Levitt misses with a body punch.

Gordon Levitt drops Jong onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Jong is propped up by the ropes and works his way back to his feet!

Jong is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jong missing with knees to the body.
Gordon Levitt lands with a light punch inside.
Jong is still on wobbly legs! Can Gordon Levitt finish him?
Jong is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Gordon Levitt is defending well for now.
Jong trying to land knees to the body.
Jong seems to have recovered his senses.
Gordon Levitt tries a body shot but Jong blocks it.
Jong misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Gordon Levitt.
Gordon Levitt looking to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Gordon Levitt.
Jong misses with the head strike.
Come on Gordon Levitt - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Jong tries to land knees in the clinch but Gordon Levitt avoids the damage to the body.
Gordon Levitt misses with some punches.
Gordon Levitt tries a body shot but Jong blocks it.
Gordon Levitt is looking to control Jong's arms but Jong gets an underhook and turns him. Now Gordon Levitt has his back to the ropes.
Jong misses with a knee to the head.
Gordon Levitt misses with a punch on the inside.
Jong has a couple of punches blocked by Gordon Levitt.
Gordon Levitt lands a body shot.
Gordon Levitt misses with a body punch.
Gordon Levitt can't find room to land a body shot as Jong controls the action.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gordon Levitt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Gordon Levitt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jong backwards.
Jong tries a body shot but Gordon Levitt blocks it.
Gordon Levitt presses Jong against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Gordon Levitt lands a hook that snaps the head of Jong backwards.
Gordon Levitt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hesher Gordon Levitt dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Gordon Levitt jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Gordon Levitt swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jong throws a head kick that misses.
Jong tries a head kick but it misses.

Gordon Levitt lands a big uppercut and Jong crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Jong looks OK. Gordon Levitt waves Jong back to his feet!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gordon Levitt swings widly with a right hand
and Jong counters with a nice low kick that buckles Gordon Levitt's knee momentarily.
Jong throws a jab when Gordon Levitt was well out of range.
Gordon Levitt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jong sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Gordon Levitt throws a pinpoint strike between Jong's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Jong crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and Gordon Levitt scores a great knockout victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hesher Gordon Levitt!