PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Jerkwater (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kanga Roo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Roo's choice of entrance music: Land Down Under. Kanga Roo is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Jerkwater
vs
Roo

194 cm
22
230 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

200 cm
18
275 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Blueprint Clothing
Demonic Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Johnny Jerkwater!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kanga Roo!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, John Mangel and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Roo throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Jerkwater on the side of the head.
Jerkwater shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Jerkwater shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Roo's guard.
Roo wants to stand but Jerkwater is controlling the position.
Jerkwater wants to pass the guard but Roo is keeping the position.
Jerkwater trying to control but Roo is working from the bottom.
Jerkwater slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Roo is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Roo gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Jerkwater tries to control but Roo wriggling away.
Roo is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Jerkwater takes Roo's back.

Jerkwater patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Jerkwater trying to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Roo controlling the position well but he knows he's in a bad position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Roo is looking to escape but he's done so without protecting himself and Jerkwater manages to counter with a nice rear naked choke! Roo is in trouble and he's forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Johnny Jerkwater!
Johnny Jerkwater retains his heavyweight title!