PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and George McTrigger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Jeremy might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Motörhead - Killed By Death. George McTrigger will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Jeremy
vs
McTrigger

167 cm
32
280 lbs
17 - 10 - 0

187 cm
28
241 lbs
18 - 5 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Zentrope Fighting Universe

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 5 - 1, fighting out of London, George McTrigger!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Marco Blurström and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps McTrigger's head backwards.
Jeremy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McTrigger connects with a nice looking jab.
McTrigger slips under a jab from Jeremy.
McTrigger keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jeremy.
McTrigger shoots in but Jeremy avoids the takedown attempt easily.
McTrigger scores with a shot to the body.
McTrigger throws a head kick that half lands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McTrigger shoots in but no luck this time.
Jeremy tests McTrigger's chin there with a solid looking shot.

It looks like George McTrigger has been cut.
McTrigger keeps the fight on the outside.
Jeremy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McTrigger.
McTrigger throws a wild body kick that Jeremy sees coming a mile off.
Jeremy falls off balance throwing a combination
and McTrigger makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Jeremy throws a jab but it's blocked by McTrigger.
McTrigger tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jeremy throws an off balance right hand
and McTrigger counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McTrigger misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jeremy.
Jeremy walks into a jab.
Jeremy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent McTrigger stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jeremy takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by McTrigger!
Jeremy missing with a left hand there. McTrigger was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jeremy checks the leg kick nicely there.
McTrigger scores with a nice strike.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Jeremy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeremy just misses with a elbow thrown towards McTrigger's brow.
Jeremy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jeremy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McTrigger blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jeremy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nice elbow from McTrigger.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy misses with an elbow strike.
Jeremy misses with a punch on the inside.
Jeremy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jeremy misses with some punches.
McTrigger keeps control of Jeremy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it misses.
Jeremy misses with a punch on the inside.
Jeremy lands a shoulder strike.
Jeremy lands a nice elbow.
Jeremy misses with a punch on the inside.
McTrigger is trying to maintain a safe position but Jeremy gets an underhook and turns McTrigger into the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeremy just misses with a elbow thrown towards McTrigger's brow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy is looking to break free of the clinch but McTrigger has double underhooks.
Stalling in the clinch from Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with a punch on the inside.
Jeremy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite McTrigger's efforts to push away.
Jeremy misses with the head strike.
Jeremy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jeremy looking to stall.
Jeremy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
McTrigger blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McTrigger blocking some punches.
Jeremy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jeremy.
McTrigger blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jeremy wants to break free but McTrigger has control.

Jeremy manages to break the clinch.
Jeremy walks into a stiff left hand from McTrigger.
Jeremy on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McTrigger digs a good body shot into Jeremy's ribs.
A slow jab from Jeremy misses its intended target.
McTrigger uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jeremy.
McTrigger connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Jeremy throws an overhand right that lands on McTrigger's shoulder, as McTrigger tries to avoid the shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McTrigger wants to slow Jeremy down by chopping away at his legs.
McTrigger bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jeremy takes one to the chin there.
Jeremy missing with a left hand there. McTrigger was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jeremy is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A big right from Jeremy misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but George McTrigger will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on George McTrigger's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

McTrigger scores with a punch to the head.
George McTrigger seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jeremy tries to clinch up but McTrigger circles away and keeps his distance.
McTrigger is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
McTrigger takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Jeremy keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Jeremy misses with a straight right.
McTrigger ducks under a wild hook from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McTrigger takes one to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jeremy misses with an uppercut.

McTrigger closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Jeremy's guard.
McTrigger is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Jeremy keeping moving, preventing McTrigger from controlling successfully.
McTrigger missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McTrigger trying to control the position from guard on top but Jeremy is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for McTrigger. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
McTrigger throws an elbow that misses. Jeremy uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in McTrigger's guard. Nice move by Jeremy!
McTrigger seems keen to control Jeremy's posture.
McTrigger has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

McTrigger has his foot on Jeremy's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Jeremy works his way back into a safe position though.

McTrigger throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
McTrigger not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as McTrigger holds on and takes a little breather.

Jeremy got a little sloppy there for a moment and McTrigger has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Jeremy has managed to get both his arms back between McTrigger's legs - danger averted.

McTrigger looking for subs off his back but Jeremy has passed one foot through into half guard.
McTrigger controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McTrigger trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
McTrigger working to try and regain half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Jeremy controlling from mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jeremy can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as McTrigger is looking to escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

George McTrigger showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on George McTrigger's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

McTrigger dives in and grabs Jeremy's left leg, looking for a takedown. Jeremy pushes down on McTrigger's head and hops out.
McTrigger has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
An inside leg kick lands from McTrigger.
McTrigger connects with an inside leg kick.
McTrigger throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Jeremy on the side of the head.
Jeremy with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling McTrigger to score with a decent uppercut.
Jeremy takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from McTrigger.
Jab, jab by McTrigger - just one landing.

McTrigger manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Jeremy on his heels. He'll look to pass Jeremy's guard now, I'm sure.
McTrigger controls from within his opponent's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy keeping moving, preventing McTrigger from controlling successfully.
McTrigger stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jeremy swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Jeremy keeping moving, preventing McTrigger from controlling successfully.

OK we're going to have a standup here. George McTrigger hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
McTrigger connects with a solid leg kick.
Good shot there by McTrigger.
Jeremy on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A big left from Jeremy misses.
Ron Jeremy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McTrigger throws a nice outside leg kick.
McTrigger turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McTrigger tests Jeremy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McTrigger goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Jeremy throws a lazy uppercut
and McTrigger counters with a nice leg kick.

McTrigger shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than McTrigger was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
McTrigger looking to control and managing it successfully.
Let's hope that McTrigger has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McTrigger trying to control but Jeremy is having none of it.
McTrigger is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Jeremy can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
McTrigger trying to control but Jeremy is having none of it.
George McTrigger has got the better of the ground game so far.
Jeremy sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

McTrigger is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Jeremy sees it coming and defends easily.
McTrigger wants to take a breather but Jeremy is having none of it.
Jeremy on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
McTrigger is trying to control. Jeremy wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
McTrigger throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

McTrigger is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
McTrigger is stalling here. Jeremy is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! McTrigger seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Jeremy has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.

And that's the end of the fight!
George McTrigger comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got McTrigger winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 26:30
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 26:30
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... George McTrigger!
During a confident post fight interview, George McTrigger thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.