PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mikey Schkelpt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lan Mandragoran (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Lan Mandragoran was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Schkelpt
vs
Mandragoran

206 cm
23
265 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

194 cm
25
240 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Mikey Schkelpt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lan Mandragoran!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Bruno Hogan and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schkelpt misses with a looping left.
Mandragoran connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

Mandragoran gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Mandragoran misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Schkelpt.
Mandragoran lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Mikey Schkelpt has been cut.
Schkelpt blocks an elbow strike.
Mandragoran blocking some punches.
Mandragoran lands a damaging elbow.
Mandragoran looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Mandragoran tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Schkelpt scores with a shot to the side of Mandragoran's head.

It looks like Lan Mandragoran has been cut.
Schkelpt wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Mandragoran lands a damaging elbow.
Schkelpt managing to block the knees to the body from Mandragoran.
Mandragoran blocks an uppercut.
Mandragoran misses with an elbow over the top.
Mandragoran lands a knee to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schkelpt misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schkelpt blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Schkelpt swings wildly with an uppercut but Mandragoran uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short body shot lands from Schkelpt as the two fighters clinch.
Schkelpt tries a body shot but Mandragoran blocks it.
Mandragoran throws an elbow but it misses.
Mandragoran misses with an elbow over the top.
Schkelpt dodges an elbow strike from Mandragoran.
Schkelpt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Mandragoran lands a good knee to the midsection. Schkelpt won't want to take too many of those.
Mandragoran blocks an uppercut.
Mandragoran tries a knee to the head but Schkelpt blocks it.
Mandragoran tries to land a knee to the head but Schkelpt blocks with his arms.
Mandragoran trying to land knees to the body.
Mandragoran unloads a knee to the mid-section.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A head punch on the inside from Schkelpt fails to land.
Schkelpt lands a hook to the side of the head.
Schkelpt misses with a punch to the body.
Schkelpt takes an elbow to the forehead.

Mikey Schkelpt's cut is getting worse.
Schkelpt wants to get back to striking at distance but Mandragoran won't allow it.
Mandragoran blocks a body shot from Schkelpt.
Schkelpt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Mandragoran landing knees to the body.
Schkelpt tries to circle away but Mandragoran has him pinned against the cage.
Schkelpt misses with a body punch.
Schkelpt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Schkelpt avoiding damage as Mandragoran throws knees to the body.
Mandragoran is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Schkelpt is defending well for now.
Schkelpt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Schkelpt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schkelpt blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Mandragoran lands a knee to the body.
Mandragoran blocks a body shot from Schkelpt.
Mandragoran connects with a nasty looking knee right to Schkelpt's face.

Mikey Schkelpt's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Mandragoran with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Schkelpt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mandragoran lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Mandragoran crunches a lovely knee into Schkelpt's ribcage.
Schkelpt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mandragoran landing knees to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Schkelpt fails to land.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Mandragoran.

Jeez, Mikey Schkelpt's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Mikey Schkelpt's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Lan Mandragoran!