PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Angus McLoughlin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cockenschtuff comes into the arena with Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus blaring out of the sound system. McLoughlin has chosen Cadence to Arms as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Cockenschtuff
vs
McLoughlin

193 cm
24
269 lbs
10 - 5 - 1

200 cm
24
271 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Convicted Trap House

Valhalla Q160 Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lester Cockenschtuff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Angus McLoughlin!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, George Francis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cockenschtuff avoids a punch combination nicely.
Angus McLoughlin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A leg kick checked by Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff scores with a three punch combo!
Cockenschtuff misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McLoughlin.
McLoughlin throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cockenschtuff lands a right hook to the body.
Cockenschtuff throws a wild body kick that McLoughlin sees coming a mile off.
Cockenschtuff throws a leg kick that is checked
and McLoughlin counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cockenschtuff thumps McLoughlin with a low kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cockenschtuff scores with a leg kick.
McLoughlin misses the shot to the body.
Cockenschtuff turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Cockenschtuff misses with a wild body shot.
McLoughlin tries to clinch up.
Cockenschtuff throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good exchange - McLoughlin coming out on top.
Cockenschtuff blocks a head kick by McLoughlin.
McLoughlin throws a leg kick that is checked
and Cockenschtuff counters with a left to the body.
McLoughlin misses with a looping left.
Cockenschtuff throws a low kick but it's checked well by McLoughlin.
Cockenschtuff wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
McLoughlin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cockenschtuff.
McLoughlin throws a jab but it's blocked by Cockenschtuff.
McLoughlin misses with a hook. Cockenschtuff ducked under it nicely.
Cockenschtuff works McLoughlin's body with a nice hook.
The fight stays on the outside here - McLoughlin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cockenschtuff thows a leg kick but McLoughlin checks it
and McLoughlin counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Cockenschtuff on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - McLoughlin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Danga de danga de dang - McLoughlin scores with a four punch combination!
McLoughlin misses with a looping left.
Cockenschtuff misses with an uppercut.
McLoughlin throws a head kick that half lands.
Cockenschtuff takes one to the chin there.
Cockenschtuff throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McLoughlin misses with a looping left.
McLoughlin connects with a leg kick. Cockenschtuff looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
McLoughlin takes a swing at Cockenschtuff's ribcage but misses.
Cockenschtuff scores with a kick to the body.
Cockenschtuff lands a front kick.
Cockenschtuff is looking to wear down McLoughlin with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
McLoughlin looks gassed!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Cockenschtuff does no damage.

Cockenschtuff lands a left and a right that send McLoughlin crashing to the mat, dazed. Cockenschtuff thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Angus McLoughlin has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cockenschtuff looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Cockenschtuff throws a head kick that misses.
McLoughlin misses with a left hand
and Cockenschtuff counters with a nice low kick that buckles McLoughlin's knee momentarily.

Cockenschtuff drops McLoughlin with a beautiful combination! McLoughlin stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Cockenschtuff is looking for the KO!

McLoughlin is rocked!
Cockenschtuff lands with a big right hook that stumbles McLoughlin - he's out on his feet here! Cockenschtuff follows up with another monster hook that separates McLoughlin from consciousness! McLoughlin falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Cockenschtuff stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Lester Cockenschtuff!
During a confident post fight interview, Lester Cockenschtuff thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.