PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sub Zero (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CanChopper kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Badass. Sub Zero is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

CanChopper
vs
Zero

200 cm
25
249 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

193 cm
24
291 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

ANABOLIC **160** and LAUNDRY
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Hilo Clothing Co **Laundry 3% fee**

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ameri CanChopper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Sub Zero!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Alan Glass and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
CanChopper throws a head kick that half lands.

It looks like Sub Zero has been cut.
Zero shoots in for a takedown but CanChopper shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Good work by Zero as he checks the leg kick.
Zero throws a combination but it was largely blocked by CanChopper.
An inside leg kick from CanChopper misses.
Zero closes the distance and clinches up with CanChopper, looking for a takedown. Zero pushes CanChopper against the cage but CanChopper circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

Zero tries to keep at a distance but CanChopper has taken the fight into the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
CanChopper misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Zero.
Zero wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Zero pushes CanChopper back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

CanChopper breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Zero throws a nice looking combination but CanChopper bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Zero tries to bum rush CanChopper with a series of wild strikes but CanChopper uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
CanChopper throws a leg kick which misses Zero's front leg but catches the back leg as Zero tries to avoid it.
CanChopper attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
CanChopper lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
CanChopper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Zero manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
CanChopper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Ameri CanChopper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zero dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
CanChopper lands with a hook. Zero tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
CanChopper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
CanChopper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Zero throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
CanChopper throws a leg kick but Zero sees it coming and checks it nicely.
CanChopper lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
That kick from CanChopper tenderised Zero's leg. Zero is trying to keep his angry face on.
Zero looks gassed!
CanChopper buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Zero tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Zero on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
CanChopper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Zero.
CanChopper fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
CanChopper tries to clinch there but Zero circles away.
CanChopper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
CanChopper stuns Zero with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
CanChopper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Zero avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

CanChopper takes the fight into the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. CanChopper obliges.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zero takes a knee right on the jaw!
A frustrated look appears on Zero's face as he tries to break the clinch.
CanChopper throws a knee to the head but misses.
A left hand lands to the body for Zero.
Zero tries to break the clinch but CanChopper is controlling the position.
CanChopper looking to throw knees to the head but Zero is blocking nicely.
CanChopper lands a damaging elbow.
A short right hand to the side of the head by CanChopper.

That has opened up Sub Zero's cut even more.
Zero misses with a body punch.
Zero misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Zero.
Zero wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but CanChopper has him pressed against the cage.
Zero tries to break free but CanChopper pushes him back against the cage.
Zero is trying to break free.
Zero wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zero misses with a body punch.
CanChopper with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A knee to the head by CanChopper.
CanChopper throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
CanChopper keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Zero's efforts to push away.
Zero goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Zero wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Zero is trying to break free.
Zero tries to break the clinch but CanChopper is controlling the position.
CanChopper tries to land a knee to the head but Zero blocks with his arms.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
CanChopper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Zero is trying to push CanChopper away but CanChopper has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
CanChopper with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ameri CanChopper dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sub Zero's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Zero throws a series of punches but CanChopper moves out of range.
Zero looks for a takedown but CanChopper sprawls well.
Ameri CanChopper is winning the standup battle so far.
Left hook, right uppercut from Zero.

CanChopper moves into the clinch.
CanChopper with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

The cut above Sub Zero's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
CanChopper throws an elbow that misses.
Zero wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
CanChopper is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Zero is defending well for now.

CanChopper breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Zero misses with a two punch combination.
No joy there for Zero, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
CanChopper throws a nice outside leg kick.
Zero is breathing heavily.
Zero tries for a takedown but CanChopper sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
CanChopper moves out of range of the strikes.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from CanChopper, right into the meat.
CanChopper lands with a thumping leg kick.

CanChopper closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Zero did well to prevent CanChopper getting side control.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
CanChopper keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
CanChopper working Zero over with strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
CanChopper looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
CanChopper thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Zero's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting CanChopper here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
CanChopper working the head and body with strikes.
CanChopper is looking to pass Zero's guard but actually Zero recovers to full guard.
CanChopper controlling from the top position.
Zero preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zero wants to stand but CanChopper is controlling the position.
CanChopper trying to control but Zero is working from the bottom.
Zero keeping full guard, as CanChopper tries to pass.
CanChopper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Zero can do to turn this around?
CanChopper throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Zero works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
CanChopper with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper throws a big right hand that misses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
CanChopper throwing strikes from guard but Zero blocks nicely.
Zero wants to stand up but CanChopper is controlling him.
CanChopper keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Zero's head.
CanChopper throws a big right hand that misses.
CanChopper slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zero wants to stand up but CanChopper is controlling him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ameri CanChopper dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Sub Zero's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

CanChopper's corner calls for a 1-2. CanChopper obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

Sub Zero's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
CanChopper cracks the inside of Zero's front leg.
Zero closes the distance and clinches up with CanChopper, looking for a takedown. Zero pushes CanChopper against the cage but CanChopper circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Zero's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
CanChopper throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
CanChopper jabbing away but nothing is landing.
CanChopper looks for the body kick but Zero saw that one coming.
CanChopper scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
CanChopper scores with a jab. Zero acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
CanChopper lands a jab.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Sub Zero's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ameri CanChopper!
During a confident post fight interview, Ameri CanChopper thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.