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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Renno (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kevin Renno is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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265 lbs
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220 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kevin Renno!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Johanna Lukiainen and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Renno fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Renno swats away the attempt to clinch by Alskdjfhg.
Alskdjfhg darts in and clinches Renno up against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Alskdjfhg.
Alskdjfhg scores a nice knee to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Renno letting Alskdjfhg take a breather here.
Renno jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Alskdjfhg walks away with a smile on his face. Renno gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Renno tries to keep at a distance but Alskdjfhg has taken the fight into the clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Alskdjfhg.
Knees in the clinch landing for Alskdjfhg.
Renno looks gassed!
Renno looking for a takedown.
Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kevin Renno.
Alskdjfhg will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Renno up against the cage.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Alskdjfhg for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg.
Alskdjfhg moves into range and clinches up with Renno.
Alskdjfhg unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Alskdjfhg stalling in the clinch.
Alskdjfhg lands a knee to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Alskdjfhg taking a breather.
Alskdjfhg lands a knee to the body.
Alskdjfhg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Alskdjfhg.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg.
Renno tries to keep at a distance but Alskdjfhg has taken the fight into the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Alskdjfhg takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Alskdjfhg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alskdjfhg has Renno pushed against the cage.
Renno takes a knee to the side of the body.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Alskdjfhg takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Alskdjfhg scores a nice knee to the body.
Stalling in the clinch from Alskdjfhg.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg.
Renno tries to clinch up but Alskdjfhg circles away and keeps his distance.
Alskdjfhg takes the fight into the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alskdjfhg lands a knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Alskdjfhg.
Renno takes a knee to the side of the body.
Alskdjfhg stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Renno takes a knee to the side of the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Alskdjfhg stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Alskdjfhg unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Alskdjfhg holding his opponent close, against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg.
Alskdjfhg rushes Renno and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Renno tries to pull guard but Alskdjfhg won't allow it.
Alskdjfhg avoiding damage.
Alskdjfhg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Alskdjfhg lands a nice knee to the body.
Alskdjfhg has Renno pushed against the cage.
Alskdjfhg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Alskdjfhg controlling the action here for a moment.
Alskdjfhg gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Alskdjfhg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Alskdjfhg has managed to clinch.
Come on Alskdjfhg - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Alskdjfhg utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Alskdjfhg stalling the fight.
Alskdjfhg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Renno takes a knee to the side of the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Alskdjfhg effectively controlling the action here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg.
Alskdjfhg takes the fight into the clinch.
Alskdjfhg utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Alskdjfhg stalling against the cage.
Renno is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Alskdjfhg is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Renno can do to turn this around?
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg.
Renno throws a leg kick but Alskdjfhg moved away.
Alskdjfhg closes the distance and clinches.
Alskdjfhg slows down the pace here.
Alskdjfhg lands a knee to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Knees to the body from Alskdjfhg.
Alskdjfhg just leaning against Renno, taking a breather.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alskdjfhg seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg.
Renno tries to close the distance and clinch but Alskdjfhg swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Alskdjfhg has Renno up against the cage in a clinch.
Alskdjfhg lands a knee to the body.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Alskdjfhg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alskdjfhg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Renno lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Alskdjfhg is struggling to control the position.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg.
Alskdjfhg moves into the clinch.
Alskdjfhg stalling in the clinch.
Renno with an attempt at a knee that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Renno fails to pull guard.
Renno takes a knee to the side of the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Alskdjfhg displaying some good clinch control by pressing Renno up against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg.
Alskdjfhg tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Renno manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Alskdjfhg gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Alskdjfhg is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Renno letting Alskdjfhg take a breather here.
Alskdjfhg lands a knee to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Alskdjfhg pushes Renno up against the cage in a clinch.
Renno being controlled against the cage.
Alskdjfhg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Renno takes a knee to the side of the body.
Alskdjfhg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Alskdjfhg takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg.
Alskdjfhg clinches up against the cage.
Renno takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Alskdjfhg content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Alskdjfhg really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Alskdjfhg on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Renno working hard to break the clinch.
Alskdjfhg crunches a lovely knee into Renno's ribcage.
Alskdjfhg lands a knee to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Alskdjfhg taking a breather.
Alskdjfhg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Come on Alskdjfhg - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Alskdjfhg crunches a lovely knee into Renno's ribcage.
Alskdjfhg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Renno wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Alskdjfhg stalling against the cage.
Alskdjfhg landing knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alskdjfhg scores a nice knee to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Alskdjfhg obliges.
Alskdjfhg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Alskdjfhg landing knees to the body.
Alskdjfhg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Alskdjfhg is pushing Renno up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Renno jumps into guard, dragging Alskdjfhg to the mat.
Renno escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Alskdjfhg gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Alskdjfhg avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alskdjfhg postures up.
Alskdjfhg preventing the sweep.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Alskdjfhg is looking to stand up but Renno won't let him.
Renno looking to control.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg.
Alskdjfhg tries to clinch but Renno moves out of range.
Alskdjfhg tries to clinch but Renno is having none of it.
Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Alskdjfhg closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Alskdjfhg working Renno over with knees to the body.
Alskdjfhg working Renno over with knees to the body.
Alskdjfhg unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Alskdjfhg unloads a knee to the mid-section.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Alskdjfhg lands a nice knee to the body.
Renno wants to get back to striking at distance but Alskdjfhg won't allow it.
Kevin Renno has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Alskdjfhg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Alskdjfhg, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 30:25
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:25
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:24
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg!
Zmxncbv Alskdjfhg thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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