PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Llama Paak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jacob Cullen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Paak comes into the arena with Dirty Metal Bastards blaring out of the sound system. Cullen has chosen Breaking Fangs as his entrance music. Jacob Cullen is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Paak
vs
Cullen

196 cm
21
256 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

203 cm
20
265 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Solid Muay Thai
Prefers standup

Excellent MT
Powerful

Happy Pills

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Llama Paak!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jacob Cullen!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Steve Erwin and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cullen lands a nice leg kick that just misses Paak's sensitive parts.
Cullen checks a low kick from Paak.
Jacob Cullen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cullen checks a leg kick.
Cullen punishes Paak's body with a nice straight punch.
Cullen is looking to clinch but Paak is avoiding it.
Paak takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

Cullen clinches with his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Paak manages to break the clinch.
Cullen tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in the close the distance. Paak manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cullen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cullen turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Cullen checks a leg kick.
Paak on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Cullen with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Cullen scores with a kick to the midsection.
Paak is breathing heavily.

Cullen staggers Paak with a jab and knocks him down with a follow up straight! Paak looks in trouble, will he beat the count?! The count has reached 5 and he's only back to 1 knee - it's going to be close! 6,7,8 - he's up! Just in time and the ref is going to let the fight continue!

It looks like Llama Paak has been cut.
Paak will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Cullen lands a leg kick that knocks Paak off balance momentarily.
Cullen throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Paak takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cullen.
Paak circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cullen catches Paak napping and cracks him with a perfect head kick! Paak goes down! He's bigtime hurt! He's not going to make it back to his feet - the referee has called it off! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Jacob Cullen!
An out of breath and clearly excited Jacob Cullen thanked Steel Penn's Laundry 93% for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).