PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Chad Bugasto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Juanito Cottenfifther (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bugasto's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, save a horse ride a cowboy. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Bugasto
vs
Cottenfifther

180 cm
25
195 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

177 cm
22
185 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Chad Bugasto!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Juanito Cottenfifther!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Eliza Hachem and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cottenfifther shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bugasto looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cottenfifther avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cottenfifther throws an overhand right that lands on Bugasto's shoulder, as Bugasto tries to avoid the shot.
Bugasto wants to clinch.

Cottenfifther shoots in and bounces Bugasto off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Cottenfifther forces his way into half guard.
Cottenfifther sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Bugasto defending well though.
Bugasto is trying to maintain the position but Cottenfifther is very close to passing his half guard.
Cottenfifther thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Bugasto's head.
Bugasto won't allow Cottenfifther to pass to mount.
Cottenfifther prevents Bugasto from standing back up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bugasto taking some punishment here, with Cottenfifther in his half guard.
Cottenfifther has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Cottenfifther lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Bugasto hang on?
Cottenfifther trying to control but Bugasto is having none of it.
Bugasto is wriggling around trying to escape.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Cottenfifther cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Cottenfifther is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Bugasto is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cottenfifther connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Cottenfifther fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Bugasto on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Bugasto tries to get out of the position.
Cottenfifther punishing his opponent with strikes.
Bugasto tries to hold on but Cottenfifther pushes him away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cottenfifther lands a big shot there that rocks Bugasto but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Cottenfifther connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Cottenfifther unloading with bombs!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cottenfifther has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Bugasto's face.

Bugasto is rocked!
Cottenfifther looking to control and managing it successfully.
Oh Bugasto is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cottenfifther won't let Bugasto get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Bugasto seems to have got his legs back now.
Cottenfifther in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Cottenfifther avoids the attempt from Bugasto to control.
Cottenfifther landing shots from mount.
Cottenfifther scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Bugasto?
Cottenfifther trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Cottenfifther lands a big shot there that rocks Bugasto but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cottenfifther postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt Bugasto bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Cottenfifther and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Juanito Cottenfifther!
Post fight, Juanito Cottenfifther stared into the camera and said 'Frank and Beans baby, Frank and Beans.'.