PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yabu Kersikov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rolen Spliffs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spliffs has chosen Ice Cube - Smoke Some Weed as his entrance music. Rolen Spliffs has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Yabu Kersikov's chin.

Kersikov
vs
Spliffs

186 cm
28
211 lbs
15 - 8 - 3

190 cm
32
210 lbs
34 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 3, fighting out of New York, Yabu Kersikov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 12 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rolen Spliffs!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Anni Minnemäki and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spliffs checks the leg kick nicely there.
Spliffs uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kersikov.
Kersikov misses with a looping left.
Kersikov throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Spliffs counter with a right hand.
Spliffs fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kersikov.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kersikov lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Spliffs has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Spliffs and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Kersikov ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spliffs moves away.
Kersikov uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spliffs.
A nice leg kick lands there from Spliffs.
That kick from Spliffs tenderised Kersikov's leg. Kersikov is trying to keep his angry face on.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spliffs throws a nice outside leg kick.
Spliffs cracks the inside of Kersikov's front leg.
Spliffs turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Kersikov is breathing heavily.
Kersikov looks to score with a jab to the body but Spliffs is just out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Spliffs. That snapped Kersikov's head back.
Kersikov takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Kersikov on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Kersikov takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

Kersikov is rocked!
Kersikov ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Oh Kersikov is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kersikov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kersikov seems to have got his legs back now.
Kersikov looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kersikov does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Kersikov takes one on the button.
Spliffs shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. Kersikov takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Spliffs sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! Kersikov bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rolen Spliffs!
Rolen Spliffs decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.