PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alexis Texas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aldo Aldo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Aldo has chosen Soul Fly - Jump Da Fuck Up! as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Texas
vs
Aldo

190 cm
25
290 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

170 cm
25
160 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Alexis Texas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Aldo Aldo!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Hirohito Nitta and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Texas looks for the body kick but Aldo saw that one coming.
Aldo moves out of range of the body kick.
Texas looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Texas misses with a body kick.

Texas lands a big head kick that sends Aldo tumbling to the mat! Texas takes a step backwards and waves Aldo back to his feet - he wants the finish!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Texas moves out of range as Aldo strikes.
Texas is looking to land body kicks.
Aldo ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Texas throws a leg kick that is checked
and Aldo counters with a slapping leg kick.
Aldo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Texas thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Aldo if he has to take too many more of those.
Aldo throws a low kick but it's checked well by Texas.
Aldo lands a leg kick that knocks Texas off balance momentarily.
Aldo misses with a head kick.
Texas throws a head kick but Aldo moves out of range.
Aldo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Texas.
Texas keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Aldo throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Aldo connects with an inside leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Aldo.
Aldo blocks a head kick by Texas.
Aldo looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Aldo moves out of range of the body kick from Texas.
Texas throws a leg kick but Aldo sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Texas misses with a wild body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Aldo.
A telegraphed right hand from Texas misses the target.
Texas fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Aldo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Texas misses with a low kick.
Alexis Texas seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Texas takes a kick to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Texas stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Aldo.
Aldo takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Aldo looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Texas takes a swing at Aldo's ribcage but misses.
Texas misses with the body kick
and Aldo makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.

Aldo clinches up with Texas and pushes him back against the cage.
Texas just leaning against Aldo, taking a breather.
Aldo stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Aldo misses with a hook to the ribs.
Texas lands with a right to the head.
Texas tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Aldo's elbow.
Aldo is trying to force a seperation but Texas has the dominant position.
Aldo's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A bit of stalling here from Aldo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Aldo working aggressively here.
Aldo blocks an uppercut.
Aldo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Texas works on Aldo's body with a couple of short punches.
Texas stalling against the cage.
Aldo doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Texas scores with a shoulder strike.
Texas goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Aldo throws a head punch that misses.
Texas manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Aldo swings wildly with an uppercut but Texas uses good head movement to avoid it.
Texas gets through Aldo's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stalling in the clinch from Texas.
Aldo tries a body shot but Texas blocks it.
Texas lands a shoulder strike.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Aldo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Aldo misses with a short punch on the inside.
Aldo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Aldo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right from Aldo.
Aldo looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Aldo letting Texas take a breather here.
Aldo misses with some punches.
Aldo misses with a body punch.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
A head punch on the inside from Texas fails to land.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Aldo fails to land.
Texas tries to work over Aldo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Texas misses with the head strike.
A body shot lands from Texas.
Aldo tries to break free but Texas pushes him back against the cage.
Texas lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Texas.
Aldo throws a head punch that misses.
Texas blocking some punches.
Aldo has had enough of the clinch but Texas keeps him there for the moment.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Aldo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Texas stalling against the cage.
Aldo misses with a punch on the inside.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Aldo takes a shot to the head.
Aldo lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Texas backwards.
Texas misses with a punch on the inside.
Texas effectively controlling the action here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Texas tries a body shot but Aldo blocks it.
Texas throws a head punch that misses.
Texas doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Aldo throws a head punch that misses.
Aldo lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Texas backwards.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
A bit of stalling here from Texas.
Texas misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Texas swings wildly with an uppercut but Aldo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Texas is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Texas throws a punch but it's blocked by Aldo.
Aldo misses with a punch on the inside.
Aldo misses with a hook to the ribs.
Texas blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Texas tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Aldo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Aldo stalling against the cage.
Texas managing to block the knees to the body from Aldo.
Aldo pushes Texas back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Texas is trying to stall.
Aldo scores with a hook to the body.
Aldo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Texas fails to land.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Texas looking to slow down the pace here.
Aldo tries a knee to the head but Texas blocks it.
Aldo tries to throw a body punch but Texas avoids it by throwing Aldo back against the cage.
Aldo lands a left hand.
Aldo creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Aldo lands a right hand.
A nice right hand lands inside from Aldo.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Texas throws a punch but it's blocked by Aldo.
Aldo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Texas tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Aldo's elbow.
Aldo blocks an uppercut.
Aldo lands with a light punch inside.
Aldo lands a nice shot to the body.
Aldo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Texas lands an uppercut.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Aldo blocks a body shot from Texas.
A right handed body shot lands from Aldo.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Texas misses with a punch on the inside.

Aldo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Texas throws a shot from downtown. Aldo moves away and avoids it.
Texas avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A leg kick checked by Aldo.
Texas looks for the body kick but Aldo saw that one coming.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Texas. Aldo shrugs it off though.
Aldo Aldo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Aldo checks the leg kick nicely there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Some bone on bone action there as Texas checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A nice inside leg kick there by Aldo. That's going to slow Texas down.
Texas throws a looping overhand right but Aldo ducks down to avoid it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Alexis Texas showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Texas has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight for Alexis Texas!
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight for Alexis Texas!
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight for Alexis Texas!

Alexis Texas wins by unanimous decision!
A relieved looking Alexis Texas thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.