PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bart Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesus Luvzya (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jesus Luvzya is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Simpson
vs
Luvzya

188 cm
18
195 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

175 cm
18
185 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bart Simpson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jesus Luvzya!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Gregory Folan and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Simpson closes this distance looking for a takedown but Luvzya circles away.
Simpson thows a body shot but no joy.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Luvzya takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Simpson throws a push kick but Luvzya slaps the foot to one side.
Luvzya dodges the punch combination from Simpson.
Simpson tries to clinch but Luvzya is having none of it.
A head kick by Simpson - that's a beauty! Luvzya is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Simpson can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bart Simpson!