PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mirko Barnett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barnett has chosen Alaj volim kad je pomalena as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Dahmer
vs
Barnett

186 cm
22
245 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

188 cm
23
240 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jeffrey Dahmer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mirko Barnett!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Shirou Masuda and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dahmer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dahmer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dahmer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Barnett keeps the fight on the outside.
Nice takedown defense from Barnett. No joy for Dahmer on that attempt.

Barnett knocks Dahmer to the floor with a head kick! Can he finish him!?

Dahmer is rocked!

It looks like Jeffrey Dahmer has been cut.

Barnett decides to stand back up. Barnett steps back and let's Dahmer get back to his feet.
Oh Dahmer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dahmer has a takedown stuffed.
Barnett should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Dahmer tries to close the distance and clinch up but Barnett swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dahmer seems to have got his legs back now.
Barnett ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dahmer is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for leaving it all in the cage!
Dahmer tries to clinch but Barnett moves out of range.
Dahmer fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dahmer shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Barnett as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeffrey Dahmer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dahmer moves in looking to clinch but Barnett pushes him off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Barnett.
Barnett lands a big uppercut and Dahmer crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Dahmer looks OK.

Barnett decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.
Dahmer tries to close the distance and clinch up but Barnett swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dahmer chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Barnett can pounce on him.
Whack! Barnett lands a heavy head kick that drops Dahmer. The ref tackles Barnett to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Dahmer was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Mirko Barnett!