PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zlatan Zlotowlosy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kermit The Frog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Frog has chosen Sesame Street theme song by random kids as his entrance music. Zlatan Zlotowlosy has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Zlotowlosy
vs
The Frog

199 cm
21
230 lbs
1 - 6 - 0

210 cm
24
288 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Zlatan Zlotowlosy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kermit The Frog!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Anni Minnemäki and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from The Frog does it's job there.
Zlotowlosy walks into a jab.
Zlotowlosy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The Frog lands a body shot.
The Frog with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The Frog lands a head kick!
Zlotowlosy takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The Frog lands a head kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Frog throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Zlotowlosy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The Frog feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Zlotowlosys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Zlotowlosy misses with a wild body shot.
Zlatan Zlotowlosy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Frog connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Zlotowlosy momentarily.
Zlotowlosy misses with a right hand
enabling The Frog to counter with a crisp jab.
The Frog lands a jab to the nose.
The Frog moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Zlotowlosy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Frog dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The Frog lands a jab to Zlotowlosy's midsection.
The Frog showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Zlotowlosy.
Kermit The Frog is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Zlotowlosy misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Zlotowlosy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Zlotowlosy drops his hands momentarily and The Frog takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Zlotowlosy takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Nice shot lands for The Frog.
The Frog punishes Zlotowlosy's body with a nice straight punch.
The Frog lands with a kick to the temple. Zlotowlosy shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zlotowlosy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Zlotowlosy is breathing heavily.
The Frog connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A lazy left from The Frog finds it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zlotowlosy looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
The Frog has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The Frog lands with a nice body punch.
Zlotowlosy has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
The Frog throws a head kick that Zlotowlosy semi-blocks.
Zlotowlosy walks into a stiff left hand from The Frog.
The Frog goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
The Frog is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Zlotowlosy had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Zlotowlosy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Zlotowlosy throws a hook to the side of The Frog's head but The Frog sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The Frog lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by The Frog.
The Frog goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
The Frog scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The Frog throws a nice outside leg kick.
Zlotowlosy takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
The Frog sizes up Zlotowlosy with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Frog ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Zlotowlosy takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
The Frog lands a nice looking body shot.
A left and a right from The Frog both land. Nice combination.
The Frog fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
The Frog throws a head kick that Zlotowlosy semi-blocks.
The Frog scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The Frog ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Frog lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
The Frog feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Zlotowlosys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
The Frog digs a good body shot into Zlotowlosy's ribs.
The Frog throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Zlotowlosy takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The Frog lands with a good body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Frog scores with a hook to the body. Zlotowlosy takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Zlotowlosy takes one on the button.
The Frog lands a head shot.
The Frog jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
The Frog fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Zlotowlosy is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A chopping leg kick lands by The Frog.
The Frog connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The Frog throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A punch lands to the side of Zlotowlosy 's head but he takes it in his stride.
The Frog scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The Frog is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Frog scores with a head kick. Zlotowlosy tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
The Frog connects with a leg kick. Zlotowlosy looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The Frog lands a nice looking body kick.
A shot to the liver by The Frog. Beautiful body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kermit The Frog dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

The Frog connects with a crisp jab.
The Frog lands a jab to Zlotowlosy's midsection.
Zlotowlosy shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and The Frog counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
The Frog lands a slapping body shot.
The Frog thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Zlotowlosy if he has to take too many more of those.
The Frog cracks Zlotowlosy with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
The Frog throws a head kick that half lands.
The Frog lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zlotowlosy walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Zlotowlosy throws a series of punches but The Frog moves out of range.
Zlotowlosy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The Frog leaves Zlotowlosy with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Zlatan Zlotowlosy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Frog scores with a leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Frog connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The Frog throws a nice head kick!
Zlotowlosy takes one to the side of the head.
The Frog connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

The Frog lands a big head kick that sends Zlotowlosy tumbling to the mat! The Frog takes a step backwards and waves Zlotowlosy back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Zlotowlosy is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zlotowlosy looks up at the clock. Bad move! The Frog lands a right hand from hell, dropping Zlotowlosy. The Frog pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kermit The Frog!
A victorious Kermit The Frog thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.