PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Adam Baran (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lapy Jpoytine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Baran
vs
Jpoytine

225 cm
25
250 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

150 cm
25
270 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Excellent boxer
Intelligent

Brawler
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Adam Baran!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lapy Jpoytine!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Matti Vanhoillinen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Baran lands a nice shot to the body.
Jpoytine tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Baran paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Baran throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Baran really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Baran throws a series of punches but Jpoytine moves out of range.
Jpoytine moves forwards but Baran connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Baran throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jpoytine tries to clinch there but Baran circles away.
Jpoytine avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jpoytine ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Baran moves away.
Baran stuns Jpoytine with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jpoytine takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Jpoytine is looking to chop away at Baran's legs.
A left and a right from Baran both land. Nice combination.
Jpoytine looks gassed!
Baran throws a series of strikes that have Jpoytine backpedaling.
Baran lands with a nice combination. Jpoytine backs away looking to recover.

Jpoytine is rocked!
Baran lands a jab and follows it up with a massive straight that knocks Jpoytine out cold! Jpoytine is crumpled in the corner, his head only propped up by the ropes! That's one for the organiziational promos right there! Wow, what a finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Adam Baran!
A relieved looking Adam Baran thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.