PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between James Toney (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Socially Awkward Penguin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Toney comes to the cage accompanied by Wicked. Penguin has chosen Why Cant We Be Friends as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Toney
vs
Awkward Penguin

179 cm
22
220 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

175 cm
25
220 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, James Toney!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Socially Awkward Penguin!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Summer Carpenter and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Toney feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Penguins jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

It looks like Socially Awkward Penguin has been cut.
Penguin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Danga de danga de dang - Toney scores with a four punch combination!
Toney connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Penguin takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Good exchange - Toney coming out on top.
Toney fails to land with a series of punches.
Penguin shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Penguin has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

Penguin is rocked!

That has opened up Socially Awkward Penguin's cut even more.
Toney is throwing punches like he's double parked. Oh my word! Huge right hand from Toney shuts the power down on Penguin. Lights out, game over! Toney is your winner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). James Toney!
James Toney took some time post fight to say the following; 'Mailetoa, I knew you weren't anything but a can crusher. This is what happens when you fight a real fighter. '.