PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Santtu Selluliitti (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Beautiful Disaster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Santtu Selluliitti has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Selluliitti
vs
Disaster

225 cm
23
198 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

188 cm
22
190 lbs
8 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Santtu Selluliitti!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Beautiful Disaster!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Alan Glass and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Disaster's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Selluliitti connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Disaster scrambles back to his feet.
Disaster throws a series of punches but Selluliitti moves out of range.
Disaster slips under a jab from Selluliitti.
Selluliitti fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Disaster manages to avoid it.
Disaster fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Selluliitti.
Selluliitti throws a series of punches but Disaster avoids them all with ease.
Selluliitti slips a jab from Disaster.
Disaster throws a hook but Selluliitti blocks it.
Disaster ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Selluliitti moves away.
A jab from Disaster finds it's way through Selluliitti's defenses.
Disaster misses with a straight right.
Disaster takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Nice cross by Selluliitti.
Selluliitti takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Selluliitti lands a glancing blow to the side of Disaster's head.
Nice jab there from Disaster.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Selluliitti.
Disaster thows a body shot but no joy.
Selluliitti wants to clinch up but Disaster keeps it at a distance.
Disaster blocks the body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Disaster. Selluliitti does a little dance to reset his feet.
Selluliitti scores with a sloppy right hand. Disaster should have avoided that one.
Disaster throws a series of punches but Selluliitti moves out of range.
Disaster misses with an uppercut.
Disaster thows a left - swing and a miss!
Disaster moves away from the strike by Selluliitti.
Disaster throws a looping overhand right but Selluliitti ducks down to avoid it.
Disaster throws a leg kick but Selluliitti checks it.
Disaster avoids the body shot from Selluliitti.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A left and a right from Disaster both land. Nice combination.
Disaster takes a swing at Selluliitti's ribcage but misses.
Beautiful Disaster seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Selluliitti throws a nice outside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Selluliitti listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Selluliitti lands with a straight right. Disaster didn't see that one coming.
Selluliitti moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Selluliitti scores with a leg kick.
Selluliitti is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A slapping body kick lands there for Disaster.
Selluliitti scores with a kick to the midsection.
Disaster misses with a series of wild punches.
Selluliitti slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Selluliitti throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Disaster is looking to slow Selluliitti down with leg kicks.
Disaster throws a body punch but Selluliitti moves out of range.
Selluliitti thows a body kick. Disaster tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Some wild striking there from Selluliitti.
Selluliitti misses with a jab, cross combination.
Selluliitti misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Disaster counters with a nice uppercut.
Selluliitti scores with a spinning back kick!
Disaster swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Selluliitti counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Disaster thinking.
Selluliitti is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Disaster walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Disaster throws the kick towards the body but Selluliitti avoids it.
Selluliitti tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Disaster was well out of range. Poor timing from Selluliitti.
Disaster misses with a few strikes there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Disaster has Selluliitti up against the cage in a clinch.
Disaster lands a body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Selluliitti lands with a light punch inside.
Disaster misses with some punches.
Selluliitti lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Disaster.
Disaster throws a punch but it's blocked by Selluliitti.
Disaster lands a right hand.
Disaster misses with some punches.
Selluliitti throws a punch but it's blocked by Disaster.
Selluliitti is trying to break free.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Selluliitti.
A short uppercut from Disaster.
Disaster lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Selluliitti misses with a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Santtu Selluliitti will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A nice leg kick lands there from Disaster.
Disaster feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Selluliitti's calf.
Selluliitti works over Disaster's head and body with a nice combination.
Selluliitti ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Disaster ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Selluliitti moves away.
Selluliitti connects with a looping right hand.
Disaster is looking to clinch but Selluliitti is avoiding it.
Disaster tries to close the distance and clinch but Selluliitti swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Selluliitti throws a jab when Disaster was well out of range.
Disaster misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Selluliitti really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Selluliitti lands a high kick!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Disaster tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Selluliitti was well out of range. Poor timing from Disaster.
Selluliitti misses the shot to the body.
Santtu Selluliitti is winning the standup battle so far.
Selluliitti misses the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice combination there by Disaster.
Selluliitti tries to land a front kick but Disaster steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

Disaster has closed the distance and engaged Selluliitti in a clinch.
Disaster prevents a body shot from Selluliitti.
Disaster goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Selluliitti looking to slow down the pace here.
Disaster misses with a hook to the ribs.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Selluliitti takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Disaster lands a body punch in the clinch.
Disaster misses with a punch on the inside.
Disaster softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Disaster creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Selluliitti is rocked!
Selluliitti lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Disaster backwards.
Oh Selluliitti is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Disaster lands with a left to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Disaster swings wildly with an uppercut but Selluliitti uses good head movement to avoid it.
Disaster swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Selluliitti stalling in the clinch but Disaster improves position.
Disaster swings wildly with an uppercut but Selluliitti uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Disaster.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Selluliitti.
Disaster lands a body shot.
Selluliitti seems to have got his legs back now.
Disaster tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Disaster misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Disaster struggles to land a body shot inside as Selluliitti controls his hands.
Selluliitti working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Selluliitti tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Selluliitti tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Selluliitti misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Disaster works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Selluliitti misses with the head strike.
Disaster misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Selluliitti blocking some punches.
Selluliitti is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Disaster working aggressively here.
Selluliitti is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Selluliitti blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Selluliitti misses with a short punch on the inside.
Disaster blocks an uppercut.
Disaster misses with a punch on the inside.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Disaster misses with a punch to the body.
Selluliitti tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Selluliitti throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Selluliitti avoiding damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Selluliitti takes a shot to the head.
Selluliitti looking to slow down the pace here.
Disaster digs a right hand underneath Selluliitti's ribcage. Selluliitti let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Disaster has a couple of punches blocked by Selluliitti.
Disaster softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

It looks like Santtu Selluliitti has been cut.
Selluliitti trying to stall but Disaster improves his position.
Disaster misses with a short punch on the inside.
Selluliitti prevents a body shot from Disaster.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice left hand lands by Disaster.
Disaster blocks an uppercut.
Disaster blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Disaster misses with the head strike.
Beautiful Disaster seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Selluliitti taking a breather.
Selluliitti struggles to land a body shot inside as Disaster controls his hands.
Disaster has a couple of punches blocked by Selluliitti.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beautiful Disaster showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Santtu Selluliitti's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Disaster scores with a hook to the body. Selluliitti takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Selluliitti connects with a crisp jab.
Danga de danga de dang - Disaster scores with a four punch combination!
Selluliitti takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Disaster throws a quick inside leg kick.
Selluliitti dodges the punch combination from Disaster.
Disaster tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Selluliitti paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Disaster swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Selluliitti cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Sloppy strikes from Disaster. Those never looked like landing.
Selluliitti lands with a hook. Disaster tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Disaster misses with a body kick.
Nice shot lands for Disaster.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Disaster tries to clinch up.
Selluliitti ducks under a wild hook from Disaster.
Disaster scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Santtu Selluliitti is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The crowd cheers as Disaster lands an impressive looking overhand right. Selluliitti doesn't seem phased though.
Selluliitti tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Disaster is able to avoid easily.
An inside leg kick lands from Selluliitti.
Disaster throws a leg kick that misses.
Selluliitti ducks right into an uppercut from Disaster.
Disaster delivers a nice body kick.
Disaster fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Selluliitti is out of range.
Disaster lands a jab to Selluliitti's midsection.
Disaster on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Disaster lands a jab to the nose.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A jab from Disaster misses.
Selluliitti stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Disaster.
Selluliitti lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Selluliitti.
Disaster throws a leg kick that is checked
and Selluliitti counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Decent striking displayed by Selluliitti there.
Disaster throws the left hand but Selluliitti avoids the punch easily.
Disaster tries to clinch up.
Disaster needs to keep his hands up - Selluliitti had a free shot at his head there.
Disaster throws a quick inside leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Disaster thumps Selluliitti with a low kick.
Selluliitti missing with a left hand there. Disaster was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Disaster fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Selluliitti.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Selluliitti misses the target.
Disaster falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Selluliitti to counter with a crisp jab.
Selluliitti moves in looking to clinch but Disaster pushes him off.
Disaster comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Disaster rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Selluliitti moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Disaster tries to clinch there but Selluliitti circles away.
Selluliitti avoids the body shot from Disaster.
Disaster moves in looking to clinch but Selluliitti pushes him off.
Sloppy strikes from Selluliitti. Those never looked like landing.
Disaster tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Selluliitti was well out of range. Poor timing from Disaster.
Disaster moves out of range as Selluliitti strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Disaster throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Selluliitti misses with a looping left.
Selluliitti walks forward, straight into a front kick from Disaster.
Disaster scores with a sloppy right hand. Selluliitti should have avoided that one.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Disaster.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Selluliitti misses with a looping right.
Selluliitti displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Disaster throws out the jab.
Disaster tries to bum rush Selluliitti with a series of wild strikes but Selluliitti uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Disaster connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Disaster scores with the left hand. Selluliitti knows he should have avoided that one.
Disaster throws a chopping leg kick but Selluliitti manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Disaster keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beautiful Disaster really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Santtu Selluliitti's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Selluliitti uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Disaster.

Disaster drives through and clinches with Selluliitti against the cage.
Selluliitti is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A right hand to the body from Selluliitti.
Selluliitti is trying to maintain a safe position but Disaster gets an underhook and turns Selluliitti into the cage.
Disaster lands with a short shot to the head.
Selluliitti throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Disaster misses with a punch to the body.
Disaster swings wildly with an uppercut but Selluliitti uses good head movement to avoid it.
Selluliitti lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Disaster makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Selluliitti blocks an uppercut.
Selluliitti misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Selluliitti trying to stall but Disaster improves his position.
Disaster pushes Selluliitti against the cage. Disaster is working some dirty boxing. Disaster pushes off with a quick right hook! Selluliitti goes down! Selluliitti tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Disaster moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Beautiful Disaster! Beautiful Disaster retains his middleweight title!
Our winner, Beautiful Disaster, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.