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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Drunk Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Humma Kavula (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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5 - 1 - 0 |
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290 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cuts easily |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Drunk Jones!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Humma Kavula!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Josh West and Micheangelo Fripello.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones takes a swing at Kavula's ribcage but misses.
Kavula misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jones swings for the body but Kavula moves out of range.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.
Kavula looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kavula tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kavula blocks a head kick by Jones.
Jones looks to land a body kick but Kavula moved away.
Kavula doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Kavula throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kavula throws a body kick that misses.
Kavula fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jones manages to avoid it.
Jones lands a front kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Kavula looks gassed!
Kavula tries to land a front kick but Jones steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Kavula misses with a kick to the body.
Jones swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A head kick misses from Jones.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kavula takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jones fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Kavula misses with a head kick.
Jones misses the shot to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kavula.
Kavula ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jones moves away.
Kavula looks for the body kick but Jones saw that one coming.
Jones moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jones.
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kavula manages to avoid it.
Jones with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
A thudding body kick lands there by Jones!
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones thuds his shin into the meat of Kavula's side.
Kavula has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Jones.
Jones lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kavula at a distance.
Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Kavula moves out of range easily.
Kavula uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jones.
Kavula is looking to land body kicks.
Jones delivers a nice body kick.
Jones scores with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jones. Kavula does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jones misses the shot to the body.
Jones throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Jones throws a nice head kick!
Jones scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jones lands a nice hook to Kavula's body. Kavula takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kavula steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Jones. That one must have hurt.
Kavula moves out of range of the body kick.
Kavula misses with a wild body shot.
Jones throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jones lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Jones fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Kavula misses with a head kick.
Jones misses with a body kick.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jones ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jones misses with an attempted mid kick.
Kavula throws a shot to the body.
Kavula has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Jones.
Jones lands a nice looking body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kavula keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kavula moves out of range of the body kick.
Jones avoids the body shot from Kavula.
Jones throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Jones throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Kavula's head.
Kavula throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Kavula scores with a body shot.
A jab from Kavula does it's job there.
Jones throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jones takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jones throws a sloppy head kick and Kavula moves out of range easily.
Jones misses with a body kick.
Kavula throws a wild body kick that Jones sees coming a mile off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Drunk Jones dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones takes a swing at Kavula's ribcage but misses.
Jones fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kavula looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Kavula tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jones was well out of range. Poor timing from Kavula.
Jones is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kavula can do to turn this around?
Kavula lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Kavula might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Jones has got the better of the exchanges.
Kavula looks for the body kick but Jones saw that one coming.
Jones moves out of range of the body kick from Kavula.
Jones goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Kavula tries to land a front kick but Jones steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Kavula lands a head kick. Jones smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Jones thows a body shot but no joy.
Jones scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kavula doesn't seem bothered though.
Kavula drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jones misses with a body kick.
Kavula is breathing heavily.
Jones connects with a solid leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jones misses the shot to the body.
Jones misses with a body shot.
Kavula blocks a head kick by Jones.
Jones lands with a good body shot.
A solid body kick from Jones.
Jones misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jones is looking to wear down Kavula with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Kavula throws the kick towards the body but Jones avoids it.
Jones connects with a body shot that sends Kavula's belly button to the back.
Jones delivers a nice body kick.
Jones throws a body punch but Kavula moves out of range.
Kavula moves out of range as Jones throws a body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Kavula throws a wild body kick that Jones sees coming a mile off.
Jones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jones throws a push kick but Kavula slaps the foot to one side.
Kavula moves out of range as Jones throws a body kick.
Kavula digs a good body shot into Jones's ribs.
Jones misses with a head kick.
Jones takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jones keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jones.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Jones, right into the meat.
Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kavula.
Kavula takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.
Jones moves out of range of the body kick.
Kavula misses with a leg kick.
A head kick misses from Jones.
Jones throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Jones cracks Kavula with an open hand slap.
Kavula lands a jab.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Jones.
Kavula goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Jones - that will leave a mark!
Jones fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kavula.
Jones throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kavula.
Kavula doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jones connects with a solid leg kick.
Jones throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Jones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jones swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kavula.
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
Jones takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Jones. Kavula shrugs it off though.
Jones changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kavula misses with an attempted mid kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Drunk Jones dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Jones checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Kavula is looking to land body kicks.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kavula moves away.
Kavula lands a right hook to the body.
Kavula throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones throws the kick towards the body but Kavula avoids it.
Kavula connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jones. Jones circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Jones looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jones throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kavula looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jones moves out of range of the body kick.
Jones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jones lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kavula walks forward, straight into a front kick from Jones.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones just misses with a punch to the body.
Jones throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Kavula.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kavula moves away.
Kavula is looking to land body kicks.
Kavula's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Jones feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Kavula's calf.
Jones scores with a shot to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jones.
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kavula.
Jones misses with a kick to the body.
Jones steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Kavula. That one must have hurt.
Jones throws a wild body kick that Kavula sees coming a mile off.
Kavula misses with a head kick.
Jones is looking to slow Kavula down with leg kicks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.
Good leg kick by Kavula there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Kavula misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Kavula ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jones moves away.
Jones throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kavula keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kavula misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jones keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jones lands with a nice body punch.
Kavula throws a wild body kick that Jones sees coming a mile off.
Jones throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kavula.
Kavula scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jones doesn't seem bothered though.
The fighters circle momentarily. Kavula darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Kavula takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kavula.
Jones lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A slapping body kick lands there for Kavula.
Kavula avoids a kick to the body.
Nice defenses there by Jones.
Kavula misses with a kick to the body.
Jones avoids the body shot from Kavula.
Jones lands a head kick!
Jones lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kavula at a distance.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws a wild body kick that Kavula sees coming a mile off.
A lazy left from Kavula finds it's target.
Drunk Jones is winning the standup battle so far.
Kavula misses with the body kick
and Jones counters with a nice leg kick.
Kavula throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Jones lands a nice hook to Kavula's body. Kavula takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jones lands with a nice body punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
Kavula throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kavula throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but Kavula is just out of range.
Kavula connects with a body shot that sends Jones's belly button to the back.
Humma Kavula has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jones lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kavula at a distance.
And that's the end of the fight!
Drunk Jones showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Jones has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Josh West scores the fight 30:27
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Drunk Jones!
Drunk Jones retains his super heavyweight title!
After winning the bout, Drunk Jones thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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