PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fetty Mockenmaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Parts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Mockenmaker might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to break ya fu**ing neck. Parts has chosen call to prayer as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Mockenmaker
vs
Parts

184 cm
28
209 lbs
19 - 10 - 0

194 cm
27
218 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Steel Penn's Laundry 93%

Steel Penn's Laundry 93%
TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Fetty Mockenmaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Peter Parts!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Roger Salmon and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Mockenmaker closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Mockenmaker missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Parts is refusing to be controlled, as Mockenmaker sits in half guard.
Parts gets full guard.
Parts keeping moving, preventing Mockenmaker from controlling successfully.
Parts looking to control.
Parts utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Mockenmaker accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Mockenmaker wants to control from the top but Parts keeps moving.
Mockenmaker has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Mockenmaker is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Parts is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Parts has escaped and now he's on top!
Parts wants to control from the top but Mockenmaker keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mockenmaker looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Parts puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Parts content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Mockenmaker tries to get to full guard but Parts has control of the leg.
Parts is just content to waste time from the top position. Mockenmaker takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Mockenmaker not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Parts controlling from the top position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parts tries to free his leg and advance position but Mockenmaker is retaining full guard.
Mockenmaker looking for a sweep. Not yet Mockenmaker, not yet.
Parts pushes down on Mockenmaker's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Parts really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Mockenmaker. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Parts slows the pace down in half guard.
Mockenmaker has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Parts is working away from the top position though.
Parts is stalling here. Mockenmaker is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Parts seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Mockenmaker has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.

Mockenmaker looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parts taking a bit of punishment here - Mockenmaker scoring with strikes.

Mockenmaker is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Parts looks calm but he's in trouble here. Mockenmaker gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Parts is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Mockenmaker lets go of the hold and Parts can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Fetty Mockenmaker!