PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dwight Howard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evander Adelante (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Howard
vs
Adelante

211 cm
19
265 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

195 cm
28
254 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

Good takedowns
Brawler
Determined

Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dwight Howard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Evander Adelante!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Howard thows a body kick. Adelante tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Howard turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Howard lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Adelante thows a body shot but no joy.
Horrible takedown by Adelante or perhaps it was just good defense by Howard which made him look bad.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Howard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Adelante tries for a takedown but Howard sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Adelante looks gassed!
The fighters circle, before Howard throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Adelante's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Howard lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Dwight Howard!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Dwight Howard waved his t-shirt featuring Charlie Wang's Tattered Rags & 95% Laundry's logo in front of the cameras.