PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Colin Mccauly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Murder Warmaster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mccauly kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Earthquake- Labrinth. Warmaster has chosen Dead body disposal- by NECRO as his entrance music. Murder Warmaster is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Mccauly
vs
Warmaster

215 cm
26
271 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

202 cm
27
265 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Big heart

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Brute

Springfield HW Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Colin Mccauly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Murder Warmaster!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Robert Twigg and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mccauly throws a head kick that half lands.

It looks like Murder Warmaster has been cut.
Warmaster cracks Mccauly with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
The fighters circle momentarily. Warmaster darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Warmaster throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Mccauly takes one on the button.
Mccauly shoots and misses
and Mccauly takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Warmaster throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mccauly throws a sloppy head kick and Warmaster moves out of range easily.
Warmaster catches Mccauly with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Mccauly needs to keep his hands up - Warmaster had a free shot at his head there.
Warmaster cracks Mccauly with a good jab.
Mccauly swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Warmaster lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Mccauly gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Warmaster counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mccauly misses with a head kick.

Warmaster drives through with a takedown into Mccauly's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Mccauly trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Mccauly is looking to stand up but Warmaster isn't so interested in that idea.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Warmaster thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Warmaster works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Mccauly tries to kick Warmaster off but Warmaster keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Mccauly has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Mccauly is breathing heavily.
Warmaster is looking to take a break and control but Mccauly is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Warmaster is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

Warmaster wants to work for an arm triangle but Mccauly is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

Warmaster is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Mccauly is just riding it out for now. Warmaster eventually gives up the hold.
Mccauly is in trouble now - Warmaster has advanced to mount!

Warmaster is controlling this nicely and is looking to make no mistakes. Mccauly is trying to wiggle out of this horrible position. Mccauly flips to his side and attempts to get a leg in for half guard. Warmaster anticipates the leg and manages to get behind Mccauly and secures both hooks! This could be bad! Warmaster slips an arm under Mccauly chin and tries to position for a rear naked choke. Warmaster has worked the choke in now and it looks tight. Warmaster is squeezing on Mccauly like an anaconda would it's prey. Mccauly fails to tap and has fallen unconscious! We've got ourselves a winner by way of a rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Murder Warmaster!
Post fight, Murder Warmaster stared into the camera and said 'You can't tame the beast that is the warmaster!'.