PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cabbage Face (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and MR Cut (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Face's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Monsta's Ball. MR Cut has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Face
vs
Cut

203 cm
19
265 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

200 cm
22
250 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Good elbows
Powerful

Brute
[WOT] DTK Designs (Laundry)

Springfield HW Nutrition
Brute

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cabbage Face!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, MR Cut!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, George Francis and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cut clinches with his opponent.
Face is trying to break the clinch but Cut is controlling him.
Face is looking to take this one to the mat.

Face jumps into guard, dragging Cut to the mat.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.

Face uses the cage to get back to his feet.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Face.
Horrible takedown by Face or perhaps it was just good defense by Cut which made him look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cabbage Face. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Face gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Cut won't allow Face to get back to his feet.
Cut tries to stand but Face is controlling from the bottom.

Face pushes Cut off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cut looks for a takedown but Face sprawls well.
Horrible takedown by Cut or perhaps it was just good defense by Face which made him look bad.
Cut fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cut shoots in looking for a takedown. Face tries to sprawl out of it but Cut keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Face manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Cut tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Face counters with a two punch combo.
MR Cut seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Cut is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cut prevents a takedown attempt there.
Cut unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Face is breathing heavily.
Cut landing knees to the head.

It looks like Cabbage Face has been cut.
Face tries to break free but Cut pushes him back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cut landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Cut with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Cut gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
A knee to the head by Cut.
Cut with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

Cabbage Face's cut is getting worse.
Cut gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Cut lands an elbow just above Face 's eye.

Cabbage Face's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Cut using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Cut putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Face in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Cut comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Face takes an elbow to the forehead.

Jeez, Cabbage Face's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Cabbage Face's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). MR Cut!