PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zirry Swan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Doe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Swan might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Blame it on my ADD. Doe comes into a darkened arena with his song building. whatsername, and does she remember my name? kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Zirry Swan could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jon Doe's chin.

Swan
vs
Doe

190 cm
34
222 lbs
25 - 10 - 0

193 cm
34
259 lbs
56 - 28 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Brute
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zirry Swan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 56 - 28 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Doe!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, George Francis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Swan tries to close the distance and clinch but Doe swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A leg kick checked by Doe.
Doe misses with a hook to the body
and Swan counters with a good low kick that Doe was not able to check.
Doe throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

It looks like Zirry Swan has been cut.
The fighters circling - Swan throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Swan waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Doe.
Doe throws a leg kick but Swan sees it coming and moves out of range.
Doe rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Swan moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Swan cracks Doe with a good jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Swan will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
The fighters circling - Doe throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Swan digs a good hook to Doe's body.
Doe attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Swan tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Doe takes a head kick and keeps coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Swan moves into the clinch.
Doe taking a breather.
Doe has had enough of the clinch but Swan keeps him there for the moment.

Swan manages to break the clinch.
Doe throws a front kick that sends Swan stumbling back into the cage.
Doe throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Doe throws a low kick but Swan moves out of range easily.
Doe tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Swan is able to avoid easily.
A left and a right from Doe both land. Nice combination.
Swan lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Doe shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Swan sprawls well. Swan wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Doe gets slowly back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doe closes the distance but Swan moves to the side
and Swan counters with a solid body kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Swan misses the body punch
and Doe counters with a nice leg kick.
Doe shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Swan as he jumps to the side.
Swan uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Doe.
Doe looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Doe throws a low kick but Swan avoids it.
Swan's corner calls for a 1-2. Swan obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
That kick from Swan tenderised Doe's leg. Doe is trying to keep his angry face on.
Doe throws a sloppy body shot
and Swan counters with a good low kick that Doe was not able to check.
Swan slips under a jab from Doe.
Doe on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Swan. Swan obviously looking to wear him down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Swan buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Swan slips under a jab from Doe.
Doe throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Doe looks to land a body kick but Swan moved away.
Doe thows a leg kick but Swan checks it
and Swan counters with a left to the body.
Doe throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Swan counter with a right hand.
Swan misses with a looping right.
Swan on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Doe scores with a jab to the body.
Doe throws a combination that misses
letting Swan counter with a right hand.
Doe misses with a hook. Swan ducked under it nicely.
Swan's corner calls for a 1-2. Swan obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Swan bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Doe's head backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Swan takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Swan scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Doe checks the leg kick.
Doe fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Swan checks it well.
Swan scoring well with a low kick there.
Swan checks the leg kick nicely there.

Doe takes the fight into the clinch.
Swan tries to circle away but Doe has him pinned against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Swan breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nice defenses there by Swan.
Zirry Swan is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Swan scores with a nice head shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Zirry Swan will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Zirry Swan's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Doe takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Swan throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Doe connects with an inside leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Swan. That's going to slow Doe down.
Swan misses with a wild combination.
Doe tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Doe tries a low kick but Swan avoids it.
Swan tries a head kick but it misses.

Swan forces Doe back against the cage and clinches.
Doe misses with a short punch on the inside.
Doe misses with the head strike.
Swan looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A right hook to the body lands for Doe.
A short body shot lands from Doe as the two fighters clinch.
Swan tries to break the clinch but Doe is controlling the position.
Doe stalling the fight.
Swan lands with a light punch inside.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Doe as Swan tries to tie him up.
Doe takes a shot to the head.
A short right from Doe on the inside.
Doe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Swan is looking to break free of the clinch but Doe has double underhooks.

Doe manages to break the clinch.
Doe dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Swan throws a right hand that Doe ducks under and follows up with a left that Doe also avoids with ease.
The crowd cheers as Swan lands an impressive looking overhand right. Doe doesn't seem phased though.
Doe missing with a left hand there. Swan was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Doe throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jon Doe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Swan scores with a jab to the body.
Doe tries to score with a low kick but Swan moves his leg out of the way.
Doe throws a low kick but it's checked well by Swan.
Doe connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Doe shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Swan sprawls well. Swan wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Doe gets slowly back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Swan there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Doe wants to land a leg kick but Swan is out of range.
Doe fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Swan swats away the attempt to clinch by Doe.
Doe takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Doe gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Swan avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Swan.
Doe gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Swan.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Swan connects with a leg kick. Doe looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Swan digs a good hook to Doe's body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Swan lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Doe tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Swan is looking to score with low kicks.
Doe lands a nice looking body kick.
Doe misses with a body shot.
Swan connects with a leg kick. Doe looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Doe misses with a looping left.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Swan blocks a leg kick.
Swan closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Swan stuns Doe with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Zirry Swan will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Zirry Swan's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Doe throws a nice outside leg kick.
Swan avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Doe's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Swan checks the leg kick.
Doe is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Doe throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Nice jab there from Doe.
Doe tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Swan swivels and escapes.
Swan uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Doe.
Swan ducks right into an uppercut from Doe.
Doe avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Doe is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Swan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doe misses with a leg kick
and Swan makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Doe lands a jab to the head.
Doe misses with a right hand
and Swan counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Doe tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Swan paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Swan jabs Doe right on the nose. Doe blinks but takes it well.
Zirry Swan is winning the standup battle so far.
Doe thows a leg kick but Swan checks it
and Swan counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Swan uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Doe throws an off balance right hand
and Swan counters with a nice low kick that buckles Doe's knee momentarily.
A jab lands there for Swan.
Swan doesn't manage to clinch there - Doe circles away.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
An inside leg kick lands from Swan.

Doe closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doe struggles to land a body shot inside as Swan controls his hands.

Doe manages to break the clinch.
Doe moves out of range as Swan strikes.
Doe just misses with a punch to the body.
Doe swings for the body but Swan moves out of range.
Doe fails in his attempt to clinch.
A low kick from Doe is predictable there
and Swan counters with an inside leg kick.
Doe takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A left lands for Doe.
Swan lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Swan connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Doe takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Swan scores with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doe looks to score with a jab to the body but Swan is just out of range.
Both fighters circling a little - Doe finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Swan connects with a leg kick. Doe looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Jab, jab by Swan - just one landing.
Doe tries to clinch up.
Doe tries to clinch up.
Good standup being displayed there by Swan as he connects with a hook.
Doe fails in his attempt to clinch.
Doe tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Swan is able to avoid easily.
A head kick misses from Swan.
Doe wants to land a leg kick but Swan is out of range.
Doe doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Swan counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doe tries to clinch there but Swan circles away.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Swan is looking to slow Doe down with leg kicks.
A shot to the body from Doe misses
and Swan counters with a head kick. That will keep Doe thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Doe tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Swan was well out of range. Poor timing from Doe.
Swan swats away the attempt to clinch by Doe.
Doe blocks a low kick nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Swan clinches up against the cage.
Swan wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jon Doe has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Doe misses with a body punch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Zirry Swan showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Swan, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Zirry Swan!
Zirry Swan took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155 for their support in the buildup to the fight.