PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Iron Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dead Sexeh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Balls
vs
Sexeh

225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

150 cm
25
313 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Just Fight

Brute
Springfield HW Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Iron Balls!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dead Sexeh!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Alan Glass and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sexeh throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Good leg kick by Balls there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Sexeh throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

Sexeh takes the fight into the clinch.
Sexeh tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Balls's elbow.
Sexeh is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Sexeh lands a shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sexeh makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Sexeh lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Balls.
Balls is breathing heavily.
Sexeh pushes Balls back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Sexeh.
Sexeh lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Sexeh lands a shoulder strike.
Sexeh scores with a hook to the body.
Nice body punch from Sexeh.
A short left from Sexeh.

It looks like Iron Balls has been cut.
Sexeh lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Balls or not.
A hook to the body from Sexeh.
Sexeh digs a right hand underneath Balls's ribcage. Balls let out a lung full of air as it connected.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sexeh lands a shot to the body.
Sexeh lands a nice uppercut.
Sexeh lands a right hand.
Sexeh lands a right hand that snaps the head of Balls backwards.
Sexeh cracks Balls with a nice body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Sexeh.

Sexeh drops Balls onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Balls is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Balls is rocked!
Sexeh scores with a hook to the body.
Oh Balls is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sexeh pushes Balls back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sexeh pushes Balls back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sexeh scores with a hook to the body.
Sexeh lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Sexeh.
Sexeh lands a body shot in the clinch.
Balls seems to have got his legs back now.
Nice body punch from Sexeh.
Sexeh lands a shot to the body.
A right hand to the body from Sexeh.
Sexeh digs a right hand into Balls's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Balls's gas tank.
Sexeh lands a body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Sexeh drops Balls onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Balls is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Sexeh is leaning against Balls and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Sexeh presses Balls against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Sexeh lands a body punch.
Still in the clinch, Sexeh scores with a nice short uppercut.
Sexeh lands a body shot in the clinch.

Sexeh drops Balls onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Balls is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Sexeh creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Balls with a big uppercut! Balls tries to clinch up but Sexeh pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Balls to the mat! Balls covers up and Sexeh unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Dead Sexeh!
Dead Sexeh gave a mention to Brute in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).