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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Tariq Kiss me where it smells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Lowrey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kiss me where it smells's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Trae - asshole. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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195 lbs
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190 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
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Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tariq Kiss me where it smells!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Mike Lowrey!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Mauricio Rocha and Seu Braga.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Lowrey. Kiss me where it smells does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kiss me where it smells stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Kiss me where it smells wants it to stay on the feet.
Kiss me where it smells throws a nice looking combination but Lowrey bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Lowrey showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kiss me where it smells.
Lowrey takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Kiss me where it smells swinging wildly here.
Kiss me where it smells will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kiss me where it smells lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Lowrey shoots in looking for a takedown but Kiss me where it smells manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Lowrey's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Kiss me where it smells tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lowrey was well out of range. Poor timing from Kiss me where it smells.
Lowrey shoots for a double leg takedown but Kiss me where it smells sprawls well. He's pushed Lowrey's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mike Lowrey.
Lowrey ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kiss me where it smells moves away.
Kiss me where it smells lands with an overhand left.
Lowrey moves forwards but Kiss me where it smells connects with a nice, crisp jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kiss me where it smells throws a shot to the body.
Lowrey will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Kiss me where it smells moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Kiss me where it smells forces Lowrey back against the cage and clinches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells stops a takedown attempt from Lowrey.
Kiss me where it smells's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Lowrey shoots in looking for a takedown. Kiss me where it smells tries to sprawl out of it but Lowrey keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Kiss me where it smells manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Kiss me where it smells swinging wildly here.
Lowrey takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Lowrey avoids the body shot from Kiss me where it smells.
Lowrey's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Kiss me where it smells connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Lowrey scrambles back to his feet.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kiss me where it smells's corner calls for a 1-2. Kiss me where it smells obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Kiss me where it smells stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Kiss me where it smells wants it to stay on the feet.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice cross by Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a series of wild punches.
Kiss me where it smells comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lowrey fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kiss me where it smells manages to avoid it.
Lowrey fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kiss me where it smells manages to avoid it.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Kiss me where it smells enables Lowrey to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Kiss me where it smells manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Lowrey trying to control the position from guard on top but Kiss me where it smells is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lowrey trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Lowrey being controlled here momentarily.
Lowrey trying to move into half guard but instead Kiss me where it smells has managed to sweep!
Kiss me where it smells throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Lowrey swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Kiss me where it smells trying to control the position from guard on top but Lowrey is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kiss me where it smells not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Kiss me where it smells postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Kiss me where it smells trying to move into half guard but instead Lowrey has managed to sweep!
Lowrey sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Kiss me where it smells wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Lowrey won't allow Kiss me where it smells to get back to his feet.
Lowrey wants to control from the top but Kiss me where it smells keeps moving.
Kiss me where it smells pulls Lowrey in close to prevent any damage.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Tariq Kiss me where it smells just wasn't active enough.
Kiss me where it smells lands with an overhand left.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A punch combination from Kiss me where it smells misses.
Lowrey misses with a double jab.
Lowrey shoots in but no luck this time.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kiss me where it smells lands with a good body shot.
Kiss me where it smells lands a nice shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Lowrey lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kiss me where it smells circles away quickly and effectively.
Nice sprawl there from Kiss me where it smells as Lowrey shoots in.
Kiss me where it smells jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Kiss me where it smells throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lowrey walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Kiss me where it smells ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lowrey moves away.
Kiss me where it smells looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kiss me where it smells shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Lowrey eats them both and turns towards Kiss me where it smells to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Lowrey throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lowrey looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Lowrey.
Kiss me where it smells swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells is winning the standup battle so far.
Kiss me where it smells stuffs the takedown attempt from Lowrey. Lowrey gets slowly back to his feet.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mike Lowrey.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kiss me where it smells scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lowrey doesn't seem bothered though.
Kiss me where it smells catches Lowrey with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Lowrey takes a body punch but keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Nice cross by Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Kiss me where it smells fails to land with a series of punches.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lowrey lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kiss me where it smells has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kiss me where it smells and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Kiss me where it smells rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lowrey moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kiss me where it smells keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kiss me where it smells throws a right and a left that Lowrey avoids nicely.
Lowrey takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Lowrey fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Kiss me where it smells's corner calls for a 1-2. Kiss me where it smells obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Kiss me where it smells displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Lowrey.
Lowrey is breathing heavily.
Lowrey misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Kiss me where it smells cracks Lowrey with a good jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kiss me where it smells lands a left and a right that send Lowrey crashing to the mat, dazed. Kiss me where it smells thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Lowrey is rocked!
Kiss me where it smells slips a jab and a cross from Lowrey.
Lowrey is still on wobbly legs! Can Kiss me where it smells finish him?
Lowrey throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kiss me where it smells bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Lowrey has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Kiss me where it smells cracks Lowrey on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Lowrey falls backwards against the cage. Kiss me where it smells follows up with more strikes that drop Lowrey to his knees. Kiss me where it smells keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Lowrey! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tariq Kiss me where it smells!
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