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Coming up we have a welterweight kickboxing rules bout between Blithering Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bat Perry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Idiot kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Non-Phixion: Black Helicopters. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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167 lbs
17 - 0 - 0 |
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179 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine
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Heavy handed
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blithering Idiot!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bat Perry!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Robert Douchet and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Idiot stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Perry.
Perry lands with a kick to the ribs.
Idiot moves out of range as Perry strikes.
Idiot throws a hook to the side of Perry's head but Perry sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Perry throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Idiot takes a swing at Perry's ribcage but misses.
Idiot looks to throw the jab but Perry is out of range.
Perry fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A good leg kick by Perry.
Idiot lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Idiot avoids the head kick by Perry.
Idiot throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Idiot looks to land a right hand but Perry moved out of range.
Perry keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Perry lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Perry just misses with a punch to the body.
Perry throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Idiot sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Idiot uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Perry.
Perry keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Idiot lands a nice shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Perry's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Perry duly obliges.
Perry jabs at Idiot's body.
Idiot throws a big shot that misses.
Perry uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Idiot.
Perry throws a chopping leg kick but Idiot manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Perry swinging wildly here.
Perry throws a looping overhand right but Idiot ducks down to avoid it.
Idiot pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Perry misses with a head kick.
Idiot waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Perry.
Nice shot lands for Perry.
Perry turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Idiot scores with a jab to the head.
Idiot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Idiot has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Perry.
Idiot looks to land a right hand but Perry moved out of range.
Perry throws a hook but Idiot blocks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Perry loads up on a big right hand but Idiot slips the punch.
Idiot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Idiot scores with a one two! Perry had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Idiot throws a series of punches but Perry avoids them all with ease.
Idiot takes a swing at Perry's ribcage but misses.
Perry tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Idiot was well out of range. Poor timing from Perry.
Idiot thows a left - swing and a miss!
Perry jabs Idiot to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Idiot throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Perry swinging wildly here.
Perry uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Idiot.
Perry throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Idiot on the side of the head.
Idiot walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Idiot takes a swing at Perry's ribcage but misses.
Idiot throws a body punch but Perry moves out of range.
Perry misses with a hook. Idiot ducked under it nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idiot throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Perry sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Idiot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Perry manages to avoid it.
Idiot ducks right into an uppercut from Perry.
A looping hook to the body misses from Idiot. Perry does a little dance to reset his feet.
Perry throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Perry just misses with a punch to the body.
Idiot misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Perry.
Idiot misses with a wild body shot.
Idiot pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Idiot cracks Perry with an open hand slap.
Perry connects with a solid leg kick.
Idiot throws a hook to the side of Perry's head but Perry sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Idiot misses with a looping left.
Idiot misses the shot to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Perry.
Perry throws a sloppy head kick and Idiot moves out of range easily.
Idiot slips under a jab.
Perry misses with a body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Idiot throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Perry counters with a nice low kick that buckles Idiot's knee momentarily.
Perry uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Idiot.
Perry misses with a hook. Idiot ducked under it nicely.
Perry looks to score with a jab to the body but Idiot is just out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Perry misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Idiot.
Perry avoids the body shot from Idiot.
Idiot rushes Perry and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Perry.
Idiot tries to throw a body punch but Perry avoids it by throwing Idiot back against the ropes.
Idiot working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A left hand lands to the body for Idiot.
Idiot prevents a body shot from Perry.
Perry tries a body shot but Idiot blocks it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Idiot keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Perry's efforts to push away.
Still in the clinch, Idiot scores with a nice short uppercut.
Perry prevents a body shot from Idiot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Perry.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Blithering Idiot will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Idiot fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Perry manages to avoid it.
A slow jab from Perry misses its intended target.
Perry pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Perry throws a body kick that misses.
Idiot throws a body punch but Perry moves out of range.
Perry on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Perry - that will leave a mark!
Idiot looks to score with a jab to the body but Perry is just out of range.
Perry lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Idiot circles away quickly and effectively.
Perry defending well as Idiot loads up on a big left hand.
An inside leg kick lands from Perry.
Perry throws a nice outside leg kick.
Idiot cracks Perry with a good jab.
Perry is rocked!
Idiot circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Perry tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Idiot wins by KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Blithering Idiot!
Blithering Idiot retains his welterweight title!
Blithering Idiot decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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