PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Funk Jou (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Duke On Roids (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On Roids has chosen Duke Nukem Quotes! as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jou
vs
On Roids

180 cm
23
224 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

188 cm
25
210 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

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Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Funk Jou!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Duke On Roids!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Igor Prikhodko and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jou looks to score with a jab to the body but On Roids is just out of range.
Jou looks to land a combination but On Roids avoids it well.
On Roids pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A combination from Jou does no damage.
Jou jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That kick from On Roids tenderised Jou's leg. Jou is trying to keep his angry face on.
On Roids wants to clinch.
On Roids moves out of range as Jou strikes.
On Roids connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Jou throws an overhand right that lands on On Roids's shoulder, as On Roids tries to avoid the shot.
Jou avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jou throws a jab when On Roids was well out of range.
On Roids drops his hands momentarily and Jou takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

On Roids moves into the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
On Roids is leaning against Jou and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Jou prevents a body shot from On Roids.
Jou wants to break free but On Roids has control.
On Roids lands a shoulder strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jou.
On Roids blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Jou breaks the clinch.
On Roids slips a straight right by Jou.
Left hook, right uppercut from Jou.
On Roids tries to clinch up.
Jou misses with a hook.
Jou is really struggling to find his range with his punches. On Roids's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
On Roids looks to score with a jab to the body but Jou is just out of range.
Jou swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jou lands a nice hook to On Roids's body. On Roids takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

On Roids clinches with his opponent.
On Roids blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
On Roids prevents a body shot from Jou.

Jou escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
On Roids tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Jou paws at him with a jab and circles away.
On Roids is looking to clinch.
Jou throws a body punch but On Roids moves out of range.
On Roids showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jou.
Jou tries to land a body kick

and On Roids holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
On Roids has a couple of punches blocked by Jou.
A right handed body shot lands from On Roids.
A nice right hand lands inside from On Roids.
A short right from On Roids on the inside.
Jou has a couple of punches blocked by On Roids.
On Roids struggles to land a body shot inside as Jou controls his hands.
On Roids blocking some punches.
Jou doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A hook to the body from On Roids.
Jou misses with a shot to the kidneys.
On Roids blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jou swings wildly with an uppercut but On Roids uses good head movement to avoid it.
On Roids blocks an uppercut.
Jou blocks a body shot from On Roids.
On Roids lands a left hand.
On Roids presses Jou against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
On Roids throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jous head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jou is trying to break the clinch but On Roids has him pressed against the ropes.
Still in the clinch, On Roids scores with a nice short uppercut.
On Roids has a couple of punches blocked by Jou.
Jou taking a breather.
Jou misses with a punch to the body.
On Roids softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
On Roids lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A hook to the body from On Roids.
On Roids is leaning against Jou and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Jou is breathing heavily.

Jou manages to break the clinch.
Jou throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

On Roids closes the distance and clinches.
On Roids lands with a short punch from the clinch.
On Roids works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
On Roids lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A battle for position here, against the ropes.
On Roids pushes Jou back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jou fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from On Roids.
On Roids lands with a left to the head.

Jou is rocked!
Jou swings wildly with an uppercut but On Roids uses good head movement to avoid it.
Oh Jou is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
On Roids scores with a shot to the side of Jou's head.
On Roids lands a big right hand that drops Jou! The killer instinct kicks in and On Roids finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by On Roids!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Duke On Roids!
Duke On Roids was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.