PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cray Daddy Tay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tank Abrahms (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tay comes into the arena with Blue (Dancing Crayfish Version) blaring out of the sound system. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Tank Abrahms was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Daddy Tay
vs
Abrahms

187 cm
23
186 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

183 cm
28
175 lbs
15 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Cray Daddy Tay!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tank Abrahms!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Winston Howard and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice straight punches there by Tay. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Tay.
A shot to the liver by Tay. Beautiful body shot.
Abrahms misses with a body kick.
Tay cracks Abrahms with a right hand to the side of the head.
Abrahms tries a head kick but it misses.
Tay misses with a body shot.
Abrahms doesn't manage to clinch there - Tay circles away.
Abrahms throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tay avoids the head kick by Abrahms.
Nice jab there from Tay.
Tay scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Abrahms moves forwards but Tay connects with a nice, crisp jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A left lands for Tay.
Tay lands a right hook to the body.
Tay misses with a straight left.
A nice combination there by Tay.

Abrahms is rocked!

It looks like Tank Abrahms has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tay drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Abrahms's head, knocking him out cold! Tay is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Cray Daddy Tay!
Cray Daddy Tay seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.