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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Franz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinrich Speer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Heinrich Speer has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Franz Titties's chin.
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235 lbs
7 - 11 - 0 |
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195 cm
25
245 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
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Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Franz Titties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Heinrich Speer!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Shigeki Sano and Sosuke Kotani.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Speer takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Titties could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Some bone on bone action there as Titties checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Speer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Titties moves away.
A jab from Speer misses.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Titties crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Speer - the referee stops the clock and Titties gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Speer. Titties manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Speer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Titties.
Speer misses the jab.
Titties throws a push kick but Speer slaps the foot to one side.
Speer checks a leg kick nicely.
Speer with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Speer lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
The crowd cheers as Speer lands an impressive looking overhand right. Titties doesn't seem phased though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head kick misses from Titties.
Speer scores with a decent looking hook.
A slow jab from Titties misses its intended target.
Titties keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Speer bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Titties's head backwards.
Franz Titties seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A lazy left from Speer finds it's target.
Titties throws the kick towards the body but Speer avoids it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties slips a straight right by Speer.
Speer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Titties sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Speer cracks Titties with a right hand to the side of the head.
Titties throws a shot from downtown. Speer moves away and avoids it.
Speer has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Speer chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Titties can pounce on him.
Titties lands a nice looking kick to the body. Speer takes a step back to recover.
Speer swings widly with a right hand
and Titties counters with a nice kick to the body.
Speer blocks a head kick by Titties.
Speer fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Speer scores with a nice right hand.
A jab from Speer finds it's way through Titties's defenses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Titties throws a head kick that misses.
Titties looks to throw a body kick
and Speer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Speer throws a body punch but Titties moves out of range.
Speer swings for the body but Titties moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Titties misses the target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Speer throws out a loose jab but Titties uses good head movement to avoid it.
Titties blocks a jab.
Titties pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Speer misses the jab.
Speer looks gassed!
Titties misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Speer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Titties.
Speer looks to throw the jab but Titties is out of range.
Speer is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Titties had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Speer ducks under a wild hook from Titties.
Titties is looking to land body kicks.
Speer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Speer throws a good cross that connects.
Speer misses the jab.
Speer takes a head kick and keeps coming.
A nice leg kick lands there from Titties.
Nice uppercut lands for Speer. That snapped Titties's head back.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Speer checks a leg kick.
Speer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Titties ducks under a wild hook from Speer.
Titties takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Speer crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Titties - the referee stops the clock and Speer gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Titties. Speer manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Titties misses with a low kick.
Speer slips a straight right by Titties.
Titties misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Titties misses with a wild body shot.
Speer takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Titties lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Speer ducks under a wild hook from Titties.
Titties plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Speer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Titties was well out of range. Poor timing from Speer.
Titties throws a right hand that Speer ducks under and follows up with a left that Speer also avoids with ease.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut there from Titties.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Titties misses with a lunging right hand
and Speer counters with a right hand to the body.
Titties throws a sloppy head kick and Speer moves out of range easily.
Titties looks for the body kick but Speer saw that one coming.
A slow jab from Speer misses its intended target.
Speer closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Speer ducks under a wild hook from Titties.
Titties throws a jab but it's blocked by Speer.
Titties scores with a kick to the midsection.
Speer throws a big shot that misses.
Speer walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Titties checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Titties throws out a loose jab but Speer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Titties throws a series of punches but Speer avoids them all with ease.
Titties bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Speer's head.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Titties tries a head kick but it misses.
Titties misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Titties misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Speer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Titties looks to land a left hand but Speer moved out of range nicely.
Speer scoring well with a low kick there.
Titties fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Speer has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Titties misses with a kick to the body.
Titties throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Speer throws a hook to the side of Titties's head but Titties sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Speer moves out of range of the leg kick from Titties.
Titties fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Titties throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A swing and a miss from Speer.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Titties throws a leg kick but Speer sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Titties throws a looping overhand right but Speer ducks down to avoid it.
A slapping body kick lands there for Titties.
Titties tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Titties chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Speer lands with a straight right. Titties didn't see that one coming.
Titties tries to score with a low kick but Speer moves his leg out of the way.
Titties misses with a body kick.
Titties throws a nice looking combination but Speer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Speer takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Speer lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Speer feints and then cracks Titties's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Titties down.
Titties staying out of range there.
Titties misses with a head kick.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Titties.
A solid leg kick lands there for Speer.
Speer throws a hook to the side of Titties's head but Titties sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Speer blocks a head kick by Titties.
Speer checks a low kick from Titties.
Titties walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Titties attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Titties scores with a head kick.
Titties tests Speer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Titties misses with an uppercut.
Speer ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Speer connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Titties's hands.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Speer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Titties thows a body shot but no joy.
Titties throws out a powerful jab.
Titties takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Titties lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Speer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Titties lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Titties bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Titties attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Speer takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Titties tries to work over Speer's front leg with a kick but Speer checks it.
Titties waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Speer.
Titties lands a head kick. Speer smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Titties misses with a low kick.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Speer throws a hook but Titties blocks it.
Titties cracks a nice hook into Speer's ribs.
Titties swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Titties pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Titties tries a low kick but Speer avoids it.
Speer connects with a crisp jab.
Speer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Speer checks a low kick from Titties.
A looping hook to the body misses from Titties. Speer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Speer checks a low kick from Titties.
Speer avoids the head kick by Titties.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Speer lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Titties at a distance.
A lazy body kick from Titties
and Speer counters with a stiff right hand.
A low kick from Titties misses
and Speer counters with a nice low kick that buckles Titties's knee momentarily.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Franz Titties.
Well Titties has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight for Franz Titties!
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight for Heinrich Speer!
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight for Franz Titties!
Franz Titties wins by split decision!
Franz Titties bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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energy
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RATING
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