PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Leeroy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ice Lander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Leeroy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Boondocks Theme Song. Lander has chosen Tribute as his entrance music. Ice Lander is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Leeroy
vs
Lander

174 cm
29
155 lbs
17 - 8 - 0

190 cm
27
182 lbs
21 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Firebird Designs

HGH Nutrients Q160-Q158-Q155

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bruce Leeroy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ice Lander!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Joseph Jones and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lander swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Lander fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Leeroy is out of range.
Leeroy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Leeroy shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Lander as he avoids it easily.
Leeroy misses with a wild body shot.
Jab from Leeroy.
Leeroy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lander.
Leeroy lunges at Lander with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lander's hand.
Both fighters circling a little - Leeroy finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Leeroy throws a solid leg kick but Lander takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Leeroy.
Leeroy throws a leg kick that misses.
Lander with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Leeroy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Lander stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Leeroy connects with a single shot there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lander thows a body shot but no joy.
Leeroy throws a leg kick which misses Lander's front leg but catches the back leg as Lander tries to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lander. Leeroy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Leeroy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Lander pushes Leeroy up against the cage in a clinch.
Leeroy is trying to push Lander away but Lander has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Lander can't find room to land a body shot as Leeroy controls the action.
Leeroy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Lander blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Leeroy can't break the clinch.
Lander tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

Leeroy jumps guard.
Leeroy is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Lander has hold of Leeroy's hands but Leeroy slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Lander is not content to let Leeroy control the position.
Leeroy passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Lander!
Leeroy has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Leeroy landing punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lander is wriggling around trying to escape.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Leeroy punishing his opponent with strikes.
Leeroy can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Lander is looking to escape.
Lander keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Leeroy controlling the position easily from mount.
Leeroy prevents Lander from getting the reversal.
Leeroy wants to control the pace but Lander is squirming around nicely.

Leeroy has control of Lander's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Lander regains control of the situation pretty easily.
Leeroy controlling the position easily from mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy with a couple of short strikes.
Leeroy trying to control but Lander is having none of it.
Leeroy has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Lander's face.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Leeroy cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lander wants to control but Leeroy is having none of it.
Lander's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Leeroy landing strikes from the mount.
Lander is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Lander is desperately trying to get back to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Leeroy landing strikes, looking to finish!
Leeroy lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Lander is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Leeroy scoring with strikes but Lander is staying in there.
Leeroy lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.

Lander is rocked!

Leeroy jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Lander is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Lander and Leeroy has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Lander is still in real trouble! Can Leeroy finish him?

Leeroy tries for a kimura but Lander is defending well.
Lander seems to have recovered his senses.

Leeroy has an Americana. Lander didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Leeroy is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Leeroy hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Bruce Leeroy!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Bruce Leeroy made sure he mentioned Firebird Designs, along with how happy he was to win his fight.