PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Uno Dossamer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Okuma Avenger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dossamer kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is You're Mine. Avenger has chosen Dry Humping Your Wife as his entrance music. Okuma Avenger has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Uno Dossamer's chin.

Dossamer
vs
Avenger

172 cm
25
143 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

171 cm
25
133 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Self confident

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Uno Dossamer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Okuma Avenger!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A decent looking cross lands there for Dossamer.
Dossamer doesn't manage to clinch there - Avenger circles away.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dossamer lands with a good body shot.
Dossamer scores with a nice head shot.
Dossamer dips to his left and cracks Avenger with an uppercut!
Avenger shoots in for a takedown but Dossamer shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Avenger fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Avenger shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Dossamer as he avoids it easily.
Uno Dossamer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Okuma Avenger.
Avenger shoots in for a double leg but Dossamer sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Avenger.
Dossamer fails with an attempt to clinch.
Good standup being displayed there by Dossamer as he connects with a hook.
Dossamer connects with a body shot that sends Avenger's belly button to the back.
Dossamer dips to his left and cracks Avenger with an uppercut!
Dossamer with a hook.
Dossamer connects with a body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A lazy left from Dossamer finds it's target.

Avenger gets the takedown into side control.

Avenger tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Dossamer on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Dossamer tries to get out of the position.
You can see the frustration on Dossamer's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dossamer parries the strikes from Avenger easily there. Avenger is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Dossamer to escape.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Avenger working the body and head with strikes.
An elbow from Avenger crashes against the mat.
Avenger throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Dossamer knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Avenger on the ground.
Avenger scores with a couple of short elbows.
Avenger cracks Dossamer with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Avenger working the head and body with strikes.
Dossamer wants to control but Avenger postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Avenger scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Dossamer to see if he's OK.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dossamer wants to control but Avenger postures up.
Dossamer is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Avenger has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Dossamer is breathing heavily.
The ground and pound from Avenger seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Avenger landing strikes.
Check out the look on Avenger's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!

Dossamer is rocked!
Avenger working the ground and pound.
Oh Dossamer is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dossamer takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Avenger working the head with strikes.
Dossamer taking a bit of punishment here - Avenger scoring with strikes.
Avenger cracks Dossamer with a big elbow. Oh, he's hurt! Avenger immediately mounts and start dropping bombs! Dossamer is done! The referee jumps in and saves him from any more punishment - a quick and decisive finish by Avenger!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Okuma Avenger!
Okuma Avenger looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Sorry "Uno" but this isn't a card game. Now get the fuck out of my ring! Ohh and tell your wife to clean up I"m coming over for dinner and a fuck!'.