PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bitchslap Tatum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Franciszek Kupno (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tatum kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Slap that Bitch. Kupno has chosen Northern Kings - They Don't Really Care About Us as his entrance music. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Tatum
vs
Kupno

182 cm
20
230 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

195 cm
26
277 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Burning Fist Apparel

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bitchslap Tatum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Franciszek Kupno!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kupno steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Tatum.
A decent looking cross lands there for Kupno.
Kupno does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Kupno looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kupno misses with a low kick.
Tatum tries a head kick but it misses.
Tatum throws a hook but Kupno blocks it.
Tatum throws a poor cross that misses
and Kupno counters with a nice low kick that buckles Tatum's knee momentarily.
Kupno throws a leg kick but Tatum moved away.
Tatum falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kupno counters with a nice leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kupno lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
A right-left combo lands from Kupno.
Kupno connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Kupno with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Tatum is breathing heavily.
Tatum takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kupno.
Bitchslap Tatum seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kupno feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Tatums jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Kupno drops Tatum with a big left hand! Tatum is injured, injured bad! Kupno jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Franciszek Kupno!
A relieved looking Franciszek Kupno thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.