PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Laguna Lunaris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Tyzzkling (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyzzkling has chosen Dagger (mustasch) as his entrance music. Laguna Lunaris could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Peter Tyzzkling's chin.

Lunaris
vs
Tyzzkling

170 cm
27
280 lbs
11 - 1 - 0

187 cm
26
247 lbs
12 - 18 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

XTREME PWNAGE: Down Under!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Laguna Lunaris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Peter Tyzzkling!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Steve Erwin and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lunaris moves into the clinch.
Lunaris gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Peter Tyzzkling has been cut.
Tyzzkling doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lunaris creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Tyzzkling's defenses.
Lunaris lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Tyzzkling tries to work over Lunaris's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lunaris lands a nice elbow.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Lunaris.
Tyzzkling is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Lunaris landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Tyzzkling looks gassed!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lunaris putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Tyzzkling in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Lunaris slowing the pace effectively.
Lunaris lands a damaging elbow.

That has opened up Peter Tyzzkling's cut even more.
Lunaris comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A bit of stalling here from Lunaris.
Lunaris lands a nice elbow.

The cut above Peter Tyzzkling's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Lunaris lands a damaging elbow.

Tyzzkling is rocked!
Clinched against the cage, Lunaris lands a big elbow that drops Tyzzkling! The ref dives in to save him from more shots - Tyzzkling is complaining that he's OK but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Laguna Lunaris!
After the big win, Laguna Lunaris made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Happy Pills and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.