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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mr Mrs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalle Kujansuu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mrs comes to the cage accompanied by I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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265 lbs
9 - 2 - 0 |
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190 cm
32
255 lbs
16 - 6 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Mr Mrs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalle Kujansuu!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Johanna Lukiainen and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kujansuu throws a quick inside leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Mrs misses the target.
Mrs slips a jab and a cross from Kujansuu.
Kujansuu waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mrs.
Mrs throws a low kick but it's checked well by Kujansuu.
Good work by Mrs as he checks the leg kick.
Kujansuu misses with a leg kick
and Mrs counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mrs is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kujansuu.
Kujansuu throws a head kick but Mrs moves out of range.
Mrs uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kujansuu.
Kujansuu thows a leg kick but Mrs checks it
and Mrs counters with a nice body shot.
Mrs takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A slow jab from Kujansuu misses its intended target.
Kujansuu avoids the body shot from Mrs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kujansuu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mrs was well out of range. Poor timing from Kujansuu.
Mrs blocks a leg kick.
Mrs checks the leg kick nicely there.
Mrs lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kujansuu misses the jab.
Kujansuu lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Kujansuu.
Mrs throws a low kick, looking for Kujansuu's leg but Kujansuu calmly moves out of range.
Mrs throws a hook but Kujansuu blocks it.
Kujansuu fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Mrs is out of range.
Mrs is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Mrs on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Kujansuu misses with a shot to the body
and Mrs connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kujansuu lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mrs misses the jab.
Kujansuu lands a nice leg kick that just misses Mrs's sensitive parts.
Kujansuu misses with a wild body shot.
Mrs on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Mrs lands a really nice looking cross but Kujansuu seems unphased.
Kujansuu smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Kujansuu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kujansuu thuds his right hand into Mrs's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Kujansuu scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Kujansuu will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mrs tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Kujansuu is able to avoid easily.
Mrs's jab looks to have found its range, popping Kujansuu under the eye.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Kujansuu.
A big right from Mrs misses.
Mrs takes a jab right on the kisser.
Mrs lands a slapping body shot.
Mrs moves into range and clinches up with Kujansuu.
Kujansuu breaks from the clinch.
Kujansuu is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Mrs had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Mrs drives through and clinches with Kujansuu against the cage.
Kujansuu is looking to break free of the clinch but Mrs has double underhooks.
Mrs manages to break the clinch.
Kujansuu is looking to slow Mrs down with leg kicks.
Kujansuu throws a series of punches but Mrs moves out of range.
Kujansuu pushes Mrs away with a front kick.
Kujansuu paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Kujansuu, right into the meat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mrs throws an overhand right from the outside, which connects and sends Kujansuu stumbling backwards into the cage! Kujansuu bounces back off the cage towards Mrs, who cracks him with a two punch combination that drops him to his knees! Mrs lands two more shots before the referee has chance to intervene - what a finish! Mrs celebrates with his corner as the crowd cheer loudly.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Mr Mrs!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Mr Mrs waved his t-shirt featuring SPARTA FIGHTWARE-GTI's logo in front of the cameras.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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