PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nickolai Zhukov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Doe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zhukov comes to the cage accompanied by Hands of a Killer. Doe comes into a darkened arena with his song building. How could I just kill a man kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Zhukov
vs
Doe

188 cm
31
210 lbs
18 - 8 - 0

183 cm
25
200 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Black Hand Fight Gear & Laundry
Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nickolai Zhukov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, John Doe!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Columbo Gatti and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice body punch from Zhukov.
Zhukov tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Zhukov swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Doe throws a predictable looking body shot
and Zhukov counters with a solid body kick.
Zhukov fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Doe checks it well.
Doe slips a straight right by Zhukov.
Doe walks into a stiff left hand from Zhukov.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doe misses with a jab, cross combination.
Doe throws a head kick but Zhukov moves out of range.
Doe takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A chopping leg kick lands by Doe.
Zhukov connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Zhukov takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Zhukov throws a body punch but Doe moves out of range.
Zhukov looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Doe tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Doe. Zhukov shrugs it off though.
Zhukov needs to keep his hands up - Doe had a free shot at his head there.

It looks like Nickolai Zhukov has been cut.
Doe throws a head kick but Zhukov moves out of range.
Doe throws a hook but Zhukov avoids it easily.
Zhukov fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Zhukov swings for the body but Doe moves out of range.
Zhukov misses with a low kick as Doe jumps back.
Doe throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Doe throws a body kick that misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zhukov swings for the body but Doe moves out of range.
Zhukov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Zhukov lands a front kick.
Doe throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doe walks into a stiff left hand from Zhukov.
Doe connects with a solid leg kick.
Zhukov displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Doe throws out the jab.
Zhukov cracks a nice hook into Doe's ribs.
Zhukov throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nickolai Zhukov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
An inside leg kick lands from Zhukov.
Zhukov lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Zhukov missing with a left hand there. Doe was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Doe throws a leg kick but Zhukov sees it coming and moves out of range.
No joy there for Doe, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Zhukov fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Doe looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Doe takes a swing at Zhukov's ribcage but misses.
Zhukov is looking to wear down Doe with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Doe bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Zhukov chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Doe. Zhukov does a little dance to reset his feet.
A solid leg kick lands there for Zhukov.
Doe looks gassed!
Zhukov fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doe manages to avoid it.
Some wild striking there from Doe.
Doe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Zhukov.
Doe tries to bum rush Zhukov with a series of wild strikes but Zhukov uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Zhukov changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Doe thows a left - swing and a miss!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Zhukov lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Doe has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Doe and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A decent looking cross lands there for Zhukov.
Some bone on bone action there as Doe checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Zhukov scores with a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zhukov misses with a wild body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zhukov works Doe's body with a nice hook.

Zhukov drops Doe with a beautiful combination! Doe stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Zhukov is looking for the KO!

It looks like John Doe has been cut.

Zhukov cracks Doe with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Doe looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Zhukov finish him?

Doe is rocked!
Zhukov digs a good body shot into Doe's ribs.
Doe is still on wobbly legs! Can Zhukov finish him?
Zhukov lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Doe - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Zhukov!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Nickolai Zhukov!
Nickolai Zhukov gave a mention to D.O.A. PRESENTS: PRIME DESIGNS in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).