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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Anthony Kiedis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kiedis comes to the cage accompanied by Extacy-DJ Tiesto. Hanz Titties told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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155 lbs
17 - 6 - 1 |
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158 lbs
20 - 8 - 1 |
BJJ Brown Belt
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 6 - 1, fighting out of New York, Anthony Kiedis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Shigeki Fujiwara.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Titties. Kiedis does a little dance to reset his feet.
Titties avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Titties throws a head kick that Kiedis semi-blocks.
It looks like Anthony Kiedis has been cut.
Kiedis throws a poor cross that misses
and Titties makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Kiedis throws a leg kick
and Titties counters with a low kick, right behind Kiedis 's knee.
Kiedis clinches with his opponent.
Titties misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kiedis goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kiedis tries to throw a body punch but Titties avoids it by throwing Kiedis back against the cage.
Kiedis tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Titties just stands there and leans against the cage.
Kiedis tries to land knees in the clinch but Titties avoids the damage to the body.
Kiedis trying to control the position but instead, Titties has worked for underhooks and has pushed Kiedis into the cage.
Kiedis tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Titties misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kiedis misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Titties misses with some punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiedis blocks an elbow strike from Titties.
Titties has a couple of punches blocked by Kiedis.
Kiedis goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kiedis jumps guard but Titties stands there with Kiedis around his waist. Kiedis gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Titties lands a hook that snaps the head of Kiedis backwards.
Titties is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kiedis is defending well for now.
Titties slowing the pace effectively.
Titties gets through Kiedis's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Kiedis with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Titties lands a right hand.
Titties lands a body shot in the clinch.
Titties misses with a punch to the body.
Titties misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kiedis missing with knees to the body.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Titties as Kiedis tries to tie him up.
Kiedis lands with a light punch inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties misses with a body punch.
Titties misses with a punch on the inside.
Kiedis controlling the action here for a moment.
A short left from Kiedis.
Titties trying to stall but Kiedis improves his position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Titties goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kiedis.
Kiedis taking a breather.
Kiedis misses with a knee strike.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Kiedis managing to block the knees to the body from Titties.
Kiedis fails to pull guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Anthony Kiedis. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Titties goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiedis tries to land a knee to the head but Titties blocks with his arms.
Titties content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Kiedis jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Titties walks away with a smile on his face. Kiedis gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Kiedis fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Titties on the side of the head.
Titties tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Titties throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Kiedis scores with a sloppy right hand. Titties should have avoided that one.
Titties uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kiedis.
Titties looks to land a left hand but Kiedis moved out of range nicely.
Kiedis cracks Titties with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Titties thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kiedis tries to clinch up
and Titties makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Kiedis really felt that one!
Kiedis fails with an attempt to clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kiedis looks to score with a jab to the body but Titties is just out of range.
Kiedis has Titties up against the cage in a clinch.
A short left from Titties.
Kiedis looking to stall.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kiedis misses with a punch to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A short left from Titties.
Kiedis is trying to pull guard but Titties has him pressed against the cage.
Kiedis is looking to control Titties's arms but Titties gets an underhook and turns him. Now Kiedis has his back to the cage.
Kiedis has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Titties uses from the top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Anthony Kiedis will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Anthony Kiedis's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Titties wants to slow Kiedis down by chopping away at his legs.
Kiedis lands a jab to the head.
Good standup being displayed there by Kiedis as he connects with a hook.
Kiedis checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Kiedis explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Kiedis avoids the body shot from Titties.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kiedis.
Kiedis misses with a body kick.
Titties checks a low kick from Kiedis.
Titties fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kiedis goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A jab from Kiedis misses.
Kiedis bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Kiedis ducks under a wild hook from Titties.
A thudding body kick lands there by Kiedis!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiedis throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Titties counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Kiedis ducks under a wild hook from Titties.
Kiedis throws the kick towards the body but Titties avoids it.
Kiedis takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Titties swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Titties throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kiedis stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Titties misses with a straight left.
Kiedis throws a leg kick which misses Titties's front leg but catches the back leg as Titties tries to avoid it.
Some wild striking there from Kiedis.
Titties looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Kiedis wants to slow Titties down by chopping away at his legs.
Kiedis throws a jab but it's blocked by Titties.
Kiedis misses with a body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties lands a nice shot that snaps Kiedis's head back.
A bone on bone clash there as Titties blocks the leg kick.
Titties fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kiedis on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Titties. Titties obviously looking to wear him down.
Kiedis moves in looking to clinch but Titties pushes him off.
Titties throws a head kick but Kiedis moves out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Titties misses with a body kick.
Titties pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kiedis pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Titties throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Kiedis swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Titties throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Kiedis throws a leg kick but Titties sees it coming and moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiedis staying out of range there.
Kiedis swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Good work by Kiedis as he checks the leg kick.
Kiedis keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Titties takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Kiedis attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A nice leg kick lands there from Kiedis.
Kiedis lands with a kick to the ribs.
A solid leg kick lands there for Kiedis.
Titties throws a head kick that misses.
Kiedis throws a head kick but Titties moves out of range.
A combination from Kiedis does no damage.
Kiedis tried to score with a low kick but Titties checks it.
A lazy body kick from Kiedis
and Titties counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties looks for the body kick but Kiedis saw that one coming.
Titties takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Kiedis scoring well with a low kick there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Titties tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Kiedis is able to avoid easily.
Kiedis takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Titties thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kiedis throws an overhand right that lands on Titties's shoulder, as Titties tries to avoid the shot.
Kiedis wants to clinch up but Titties keeps it at a distance.
Titties throws a leg kick but Kiedis moved away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Titties. Kiedis does a little dance to reset his feet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Kiedis.
Kiedis misses with a body kick.
Titties tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Anthony Kiedis will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Anthony Kiedis's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Titties jabs Kiedis right on the nose. Kiedis blinks but takes it well.
A nice leg kick lands there from Kiedis.
Kiedis keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kiedis bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kiedis misses with a looping right.
Kiedis misses with a head kick.
Titties avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kiedis goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Titties misses with a kick to the body
and Kiedis counters with a nice body kick.
Titties walks into a jab.
Titties blocks a head kick by Kiedis.
Kiedis throws a head kick but Titties moves out of range.
An inside leg kick lands from Kiedis.
Nice shot lands for Titties.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiedis tries to clinch but Titties moves out of range.
Kiedis throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Titties makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Kiedis swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kiedis connects with a solid leg kick.
Titties wants to clinch.
Titties keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Crunch! Kiedis slams his shin into Titties's torso.
Titties throws a body kick that misses.
Titties has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Kiedis.
Nice defenses there by Titties.
Titties plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Kiedis takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kiedis moves out of range as Titties strikes.
A good leg kick by Kiedis.
Kiedis fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Titties has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Titties tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kiedis pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Kiedis ducks under a wild hook from Titties.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Titties tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Titties looks for the body kick but Kiedis saw that one coming.
Titties connects with a high kick.
Kiedis is rocked!
A head kick misses from Titties.
Oh Kiedis is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kiedis missing with a left hand there. Titties was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kiedis staying out of range there.
Titties misses with a straight right.
Kiedis moves out of range of the strikes.
Titties throws a lazy right hand but Kiedis sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kiedis moves out of range of the strikes.
Titties takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Titties pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kiedis drops his hands for a split second and Titties immediately capitalizes on the opportunity by smashing a powerful hook into Kiedis face, sending his mouthguard sailing through the air, much to the delight of the crowd. Titties follows up with a right hand that knocks Kiedis into next week. He's out cold and this fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Hanz Titties!
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energy
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hype
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