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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Buffet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Manfred E Toeson Esq (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Buffet might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Margaritaville. Toeson Esq has chosen I Am the Walrus as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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Good wrestling
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jimmy Buffet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Manfred E Toeson Esq!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Buffet throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Toeson Esq.
Buffet misses with a body kick.
Buffet buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Buffet throws a body punch but Toeson Esq moves out of range.
A low kick from Buffet misses
and Toeson Esq counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Buffet is looking to land body kicks.
Buffet scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Buffet fails in his attempt to clinch.
Toeson Esq tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Buffet paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Buffet fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Toeson Esq manages to avoid it.
Toeson Esq thuds a left hand into Buffet's body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Toeson Esq connects with a body shot that sends Buffet's belly button to the back.
Toeson Esq wants to clinch.
Buffet connects with a crisp jab.
Buffet scores with a crisp jab that stopped Toeson Esq in his tracks.
Buffet throws a leg kick but Toeson Esq sees it coming and moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Buffet throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Toeson Esq just misses with a punch to the body.
Toeson Esq displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Buffet throws out the jab.
Toeson Esq motions for Buffet to come forward. Toeson Esq throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Toeson Esq throws a low kick but Buffet avoids it.
Jimmy Buffet is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Buffet checks a leg kick nicely.
Toeson Esq tries to clinch up
and Buffet connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Buffet throws a big shot that misses.
Buffet looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Toeson Esq misses with a hook. Buffet ducked under it nicely.
Buffet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Toeson Esq fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Buffet misses with a head kick.
Buffet dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq avoids a kick to the body.
Buffet throws a head kick but Toeson Esq moves out of range.
That kick from Buffet tenderised Toeson Esq's leg. Toeson Esq is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good leg kick by Toeson Esq there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq thuds a left hand into Buffet's body.
Buffet is breathing heavily.
Toeson Esq lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Toeson Esq. Buffet does a little dance to reset his feet.
Toeson Esq goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Toeson Esq scores with a jab to the body.
Toeson Esq fails to land the takedown.
Buffet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Buffet moves out of range as Toeson Esq throws a body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Buffet throws a half hearted mid kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Buffet misses the target.
A lazy left from Toeson Esq finds it's target.
Toeson Esq moves out of range of the body kick from Buffet.
Buffet misses with a hook.
Toeson Esq tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A bone on bone clash there as Buffet blocks the leg kick.
Buffet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Toeson Esq tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Buffet was well out of range. Poor timing from Toeson Esq.
A combination from Buffet does no damage.
Toeson Esq closes the distance and pushes Buffet back into the cage.
Buffet wants to get back to striking at distance but Toeson Esq won't allow it.
Toeson Esq looking to throw knees to the head but Buffet is blocking nicely.
Buffet jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Toeson Esq walks away with a smile on his face. Buffet gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Buffet tries a head kick but it misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Toeson Esq looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Toeson Esq avoids the head kick by Buffet.
Toeson Esq's jab looks to have found its range, popping Buffet under the eye.
Buffet needs to keep his hands up - Toeson Esq had a free shot at his head there.
Toeson Esq thuds a left hand into Buffet's body.
Buffet throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Buffet circles away from the clinch attempt.
Toeson Esq misses with a body kick.
A leg kick checked by Toeson Esq.
Buffet uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Toeson Esq.
Buffet misses with a looping left.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Toeson Esq misses with a wild body shot.
Buffet pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A slow jab from Buffet misses its intended target.
Donk. Toeson Esq catches Buffet right on the button with a cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Manfred E Toeson Esq dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Toeson Esq has managed to clinch.
Buffet throws a head punch that misses.
Buffet tries to work over Toeson Esq's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Toeson Esq breaks the clinch.
Toeson Esq feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Buffet's calf.
Toeson Esq is looking to clinch.
Toeson Esq will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Manfred E Toeson Esq seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Buffet swings for the body but Toeson Esq moves out of range.
Buffet misses with a two punch combination.
Buffet throws a head kick that misses.
Buffet stuffs the takedown.
Buffet dodges the punch combination from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq just misses with a punch to the body.
Toeson Esq takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Buffet uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Toeson Esq lands a nice looking body shot.
Buffet looks to throw the jab but Toeson Esq is out of range.
That kick from Toeson Esq tenderised Buffet's leg. Buffet is trying to keep his angry face on.
Toeson Esq clinches up with Buffet and pushes him back against the cage.
Buffet escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A decent looking cross lands there for Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A jab from Toeson Esq misses.
Buffet walks into a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Buffet jabs at Toeson Esq's body.
Buffet uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Toeson Esq.
Buffet throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Buffet takes one on the button.
Buffet throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Toeson Esq's head.
Buffet feints and then cracks Toeson Esq's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Toeson Esq down.
Toeson Esq avoids a punch combination nicely.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Toeson Esq fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Toeson Esq steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Buffet.
Toeson Esq connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Toeson Esq connects with an inside leg kick.
A jab lands there for Buffet.
Toeson Esq walks into a stiff left hand from Buffet.
Buffet showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq walks into a jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Buffet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Buffet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Buffet is looking to land body kicks.
Buffet takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Buffet takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A thudding body kick lands there by Toeson Esq!
Nice uppercut there from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Toeson Esq pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Buffet needs to keep his hands up - Toeson Esq had a free shot at his head there.
Toeson Esq scores with a hook to the body. Buffet takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Toeson Esq lands a high kick!
Toeson Esq tries to clinch there but Buffet circles away.
Toeson Esq thows a body shot but no joy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Buffet throws a sloppy head kick and Toeson Esq moves out of range easily.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Buffet takes a jab right on the kisser.
Buffet fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Toeson Esq checks it well.
Buffet ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
No luck for Toeson Esq with that takedown attempt.
Jimmy Buffet has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Manfred E Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq fakes the leg kick and cracks Buffet in the body.
Toeson Esq is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Buffet sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Toeson Esq tries to clinch up.
Buffet moves out of range of the body kick from Toeson Esq.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Buffet missing with a left hand there. Toeson Esq was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Toeson Esq misses with a wild body shot.
Toeson Esq connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Manfred E Toeson Esq showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Toeson Esq uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Buffet.
Buffet takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Buffet fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Toeson Esq checks it well.
Toeson Esq throws a half hearted mid kick.
Toeson Esq tries to close the distance and clinch but Buffet swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Toeson Esq wants to land a leg kick but Buffet is out of range.
Toeson Esq connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Nice body kick there by Buffet.
Buffet fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Toeson Esq is out of range.
Toeson Esq lands with a good body shot.
Toeson Esq moves in looking to clinch but Buffet pushes him off.
Toeson Esq tries to close the distance and clinch but Buffet swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Buffet throws a leg kick but Toeson Esq checks it.
Toeson Esq scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Toeson Esq misses with a double jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Buffet throws a head kick that misses.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Toeson Esq.
Toeson Esq lands a slapping body shot.
Toeson Esq moves out of range of the leg kick from Buffet.
Toeson Esq misses with a looping right.
Buffet misses with a body kick.
Buffet moves out of range as Toeson Esq strikes.
Toeson Esq is looking to clinch.
Toeson Esq scores with a nice body kick.
Buffet dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Toeson Esq staying out of range there.
Toeson Esq drops Buffet with a right and a left! Toeson Esq comes rushing in but Buffet regains his composure and manages to keep Toeson Esq in guard.
Buffet is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Buffet wants to improve his position but instead Toeson Esq has moved into half guard.
Oh Buffet is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Buffet wants to improve his position but Toeson Esq is controlling well.
Buffet looking for a kimura from the bottom but Toeson Esq passes into side control!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Buffet gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Toeson Esq takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
BOOM! Toeson Esq connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Toeson Esq postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt Buffet bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Toeson Esq and the fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Manfred E Toeson Esq!
A very excited looking Manfred E Toeson Esq made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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hype
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pop
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