PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tim Sin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hank Chinaski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chinaski has chosen Gustav Mahler - Symphony No. 9: Mov. 4 as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Sin
vs
Chinaski

199 cm
24
260 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

200 cm
24
285 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tim Sin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hank Chinaski!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, George Francis and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chinaski throws the left hand but Sin avoids the punch easily.
Chinaski throws a jab when Sin was well out of range.
A jab from Chinaski misses.
Chinaski bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Chinaski looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Sin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sin ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sin throws a body punch but Chinaski moves out of range.
Chinaski blocks a jab.
Sin misses with a wild combination.
Sin looks to score with a jab to the body but Chinaski is just out of range.
Sin takes one to the side of the head.
Danga de danga de dang - Sin scores with a four punch combination!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski just misses with a punch to the body.
Sin moves forwards but Chinaski connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Chinaski uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Sin has time to react.
A slow jab from Chinaski misses its intended target.
Sin swats away the attempt to clinch by Chinaski.
Chinaski throws a low kick, looking for Sin's leg but Sin calmly moves out of range.
Sin tries to bum rush Chinaski with a series of wild strikes but Chinaski uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Sin tries to sprawl but Chinaski drives through with a takedown into half guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
The fighters are battling for position here. Sin manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Chinaski wants to pass the guard but Sin is keeping the position.
Chinaski preventing the sweep.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski wants to control from the top but Sin keeps moving.
Chinaski throwing strikes from guard but Sin blocks nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chinaski throwing strikes from guard but Sin blocks nicely.
Chinaski stopping the sweep attempt from Sin.
Chinaski makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski trying to control but Sin is working from the bottom.
Sin has his hands on Chinaski's head, controlling the position.
Chinaski pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Sin is keeping the position for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Hank Chinaski wasn't active enough on the ground.
Sloppy strikes from Sin. Those never looked like landing.
Sin avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Sin scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Hank Chinaski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sin misses with a looping right.
Chinaski steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sin.
Sin with a nice cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Hank Chinaski will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Chinaski throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sin sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sin throws a left and a right that both miss
and Chinaski counters with an outside leg kick.
Chinaski uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sin.
Sin defending well as Chinaski loads up on a big left hand.
Chinaski lands the left hand.
Sin throws a body punch but Chinaski moves out of range.
Sin displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Chinaski throws out the jab.
Tim Sin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Chinaski doesn't manage to clinch there - Sin circles away.
Sin cracks Chinaski with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Chinaski keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sin.
Sin bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Chinaski lands a slapping body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sin just misses with a punch to the body.
Chinaski scores with a punch to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tim Sin is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Sin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chinaski checks a low kick from Sin.
Chinaski throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sin misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

Chinaski drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Sin avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Chinaski throws a big elbow that misses.
Chinaski throws a big right hand that misses.
Chinaski postures up in Sin's guard and throws a big left but Sin blocks it.
Sin looking for a sweep. Not yet Sin, not yet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sin preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Chinaski trying to control the position from guard on top but Sin is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Chinaski throwing strikes from guard but Sin blocks nicely.
Chinaski is stalling in the full guard.
Sin keeping full guard, as Chinaski tries to pass.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Chinaski in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Chinaski preventing the sweep.
Chinaski stands up over Sin, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Chinaski postures up in Sin's guard and throws a big left but Sin blocks it.
Sin keeping moving, preventing Chinaski from controlling successfully.
Hank Chinaski has got the better of the ground game so far.
Sin is pulling down on Chinaski's head to control his posture.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Sin slips under a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A shot to the liver by Chinaski. Beautiful body shot.
Chinaski is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sin.
Sin moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

Chinaski looking to score a takedown here. Sin is defending well but Chinaski drives through and ends up in Sin's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chinaski throws a big right hand that misses.
Chinaski controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Chinaski throws a strike but Sin rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hank Chinaski showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!

Chinaski misses the body punch
and Sin makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sin. Chinaski does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sin swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Chinaski counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Sin throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sin misses with a straight left.
Sin scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Chinaski tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Sin manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Sin looks to score with a jab to the body but Chinaski is just out of range.
A big right from Chinaski misses.
Chinaski tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Sin manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Chinaski is looking to clinch but Sin is avoiding it.
Chinaski scores with a punch to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chinaski fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sin slips under a jab from Chinaski.
Chinaski uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Sin throws the left hand but Chinaski avoids the punch easily.
Chinaski connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A shot to the liver by Sin. Beautiful body shot.
Sin works Chinaski's body with a nice hook.
Sin takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Chinaski uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sin.
Chinaski scores with the left hand. Sin knows he should have avoided that one.
Chinaski plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sin throws a right hand that Chinaski ducks under and follows up with a left that Chinaski also avoids with ease.
Chinaski misses with an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski moves out of range of the leg kick from Sin.
Sin thows a body shot but no joy.
Sin throws out a loose jab but Chinaski uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sin slips a straight right by Chinaski.
Chinaski swings for the body but Sin moves out of range.
Chinaski dives in and grabs Sin's left leg, looking for a takedown. Sin pushes down on Chinaski's head and hops out.
Sin throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sin is looking to score with low kicks.
Sin misses with a straight left.
Sin rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Chinaski counters with an outside leg kick.
Sin lands a jab to the nose.
Sin takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Sin looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Chinaski wants to clinch up but Sin keeps it at a distance.
Sin throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chinaski sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sin slips under a jab from Chinaski.
Jab from Chinaski.
Chinaski throws out a loose jab but Sin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hank Chinaski is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Chinaski jabs Sin to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Sin connects with a looping right hand.
Chinaski ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Chinaski throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The crowd cheers as Chinaski lands an impressive looking overhand right. Sin doesn't seem phased though.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Decent striking displayed by Chinaski there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sin rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Chinaski counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Chinaski throws a nice outside leg kick.
Chinaski moves into range and connects with a jab.
Hank Chinaski seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Chinaski getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Nice uppercut lands for Chinaski. That snapped Sin's head back.
Sin misses with a hook. Chinaski ducked under it nicely.
Sin throws a leg kick
and Chinaski counters with a nice uppercut.
Chinaski with a jab.
Sin uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chinaski.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chinaski thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tim Sin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Chinaski checks the leg kick nicely there.
Sin avoids the body shot from Chinaski.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hank Chinaski comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Chinaski has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 27:30
Judge George Francis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hank Chinaski!
A very excited looking Hank Chinaski made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.