PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dinsdale Pirhana (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Something Else (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Else has chosen TUF Theme song as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Dinsdale Pirhana has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Pirhana
vs
Else

190 cm
25
165 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

171 cm
26
163 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

Valhalla Q160 Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dinsdale Pirhana!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Something Else!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Ivan Kurochkin and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pirhana misses the shot to the body.
Pirhana misses with a wild combination.
Pirhana digs a good hook to Else's body.
Good standup being displayed there by Pirhana as he connects with a hook.
A head kick by Else misses
and Pirhana counters with an inside leg kick.
Else bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pirhana swings for the body but Else moves out of range.
Nice shot lands for Pirhana.
Nice uppercut there from Else.
Pirhana changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Pirhana takes a body punch but keeps moving.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pirhana takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Pirhana works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Pirhana staying out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pirhana avoids the head kick by Else.
Pirhana works the jab nicely.
Pirhana tries to clinch up but Else circles away and keeps his distance.
A head kick by Else misses

and Pirhana counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Pirhana.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Else.
Else has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

Else's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A head kick misses from Pirhana.
Else slips a jab and a cross from Pirhana.
Pirhana scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pirhana throws a right and a left that Else avoids nicely.
Pirhana tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Else jabs Pirhana to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Pirhana is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Pirhana avoids the head kick by Else.
Else throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Pirhana's waist but Pirhana gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Else off to one side.
Pirhana is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Else throws a shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Else. Pirhana does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pirhana scores with a jab.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pirhana.
Else uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pirhana.
Pirhana really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Else wants to clinch.
Pirhana waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Else.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Else throws out a loose jab but Pirhana uses good head movement to avoid it.
Else on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Pirhana lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Else tries a head kick but it misses.
Pirhana looks to land a right hand but Else moved out of range.
Else blocks a head kick by Pirhana.
Pirhana scores with a jab to the jaw.
Else avoids the body shot from Pirhana.
Pirhana avoids the body shot from Else.
Pirhana throws a jab when Else was well out of range.
Else moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Pirhana works the jab nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Else stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Else misses with a looping right.
Else with a nice cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Else circles away from the clinch attempt.
Else throws a sloppy head kick
and Pirhana makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Pirhana is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Else misses with a low kick.
The crowd cheers as Pirhana lands an impressive looking overhand right. Else doesn't seem phased though.
Nice defenses there by Else.
Else dodges the punch combination from Pirhana.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Else misses with a head kick.
Else misses with a double jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dinsdale Pirhana will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Else tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pirhana misses with a wild body shot.
Pirhana tests Else's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Pirhana thows a left - swing and a miss!
Else misses with a hook.
Dinsdale Pirhana is winning the standup battle so far.
Else ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pirhana moves away.
Dinsdale Pirhana seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Else takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Pirhana ducks under a wild hook from Else.
Pirhana connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Pirhana lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Pirhana throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pirhana rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Else moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pirhana blocks a head kick by Else.
Pirhana connects with a right hand. Else shakes it off.
Pirhana looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Else ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pirhana moves away.
Else throws a sloppy head kick and Pirhana moves out of range easily.
Else throws a nice head kick!
Else avoids the head kick by Pirhana.
Pirhana takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Pirhana throws a hook to the side of Else's head but Else sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Else is looking to clinch but Pirhana is avoiding it.
An inside leg kick lands from Pirhana.
Pirhana uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Else.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pirhana on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A nice leg kick lands there from Else.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pirhana throws a jab when Else was well out of range.
Pirhana avoids a punch combination nicely.

Pirhana closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Else blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Else's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Pirhana lands an overhand right.
Pirhana lands a head kick. Else smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Else shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Pirhana defends it nicely.
Pirhana connects with a solid leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pirhana throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pirhana scores with a nice right hand.
Pirhana tries to work over Else's front leg with a kick but Else checks it.
Else thumps Pirhana with a low kick.
Pirhana walks into a jab.
Else takes one on the button.
Nice defenses there by Else.
Some wild striking there from Pirhana.
Else just misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Else blocks a leg kick.
Else throws a body kick that misses.
Else keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Pirhana.
Pirhana connects with the punch.
Pirhana missing with a left hand there. Else was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice uppercut there from Pirhana.
Pirhana misses with a series of wild punches.
Else moves out of range as Pirhana throws a body kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Else displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pirhana throws out the jab.
Else takes a swing at Pirhana's ribcage but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dinsdale Pirhana dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Else feints and as Pirhana raises his hands in defense, Else changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Pirhana will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Else looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Pirhana is trying to keep Else in close.
Else won't allow Pirhana to sweep him here.
Else scoring with punches to the head and body.
Else sitting in guard, not really doing much.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pirhana is pulling down on Else's head. It's preventing any offense from Else, at least for the moment.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Dinsdale Pirhana just wasn't active enough.
Else lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Else.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Else with a hook.

Pirhana is rocked!
Pirhana ducks into an uppercut from Else and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Something Else!