PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Pamela AndersonLee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Karl Brian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). AndersonLee's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, b r right - trina. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

AndersonLee
vs
Brian

160 cm
18
140 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

170 cm
19
130 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Improved boxing
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Likes ground

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pamela AndersonLee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Karl Brian!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Steve Montenegro and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

AndersonLee fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Brian, pushing him back against the cage.
AndersonLee throws a head punch that misses.
AndersonLee throws a punch but it's blocked by Brian.
AndersonLee is looking to break free of the clinch but Brian has double underhooks.
AndersonLee tries to pull guard but Brian holds him up against the cage and eventually AndersonLee drops back down to his feet.
Brian looking for a takedown.
AndersonLee is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
AndersonLee wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Brian has him pressed against the cage.
Brian keeps control of AndersonLee as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
AndersonLee wants to get back to striking at distance but Brian won't allow it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AndersonLee wants to get back to striking at distance but Brian won't allow it.
AndersonLee fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Brian blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Brian wants a takedown but no success here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
AndersonLee wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
AndersonLee has had enough of the clinch but Brian keeps him there for the moment.
Brian can't get the takedown.
Pamela AndersonLee has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Karl Brian.
AndersonLee tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
AndersonLee drops down looking for an ankle pick but Brian pulls his leg out and moves away.

AndersonLee has taken the fight to the clinch.
Brian is looking for a takedown up against the cage. AndersonLee gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
AndersonLee's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
AndersonLee throws a head punch that misses.
AndersonLee wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Brian goes for a takedown in the clinch but AndersonLee prevents it.
Brian looks gassed!
AndersonLee goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

AndersonLee jumps guard and drags Brian to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.

AndersonLee looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

AndersonLee escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Brian gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Brian won't allow AndersonLee to get back to his feet.
AndersonLee working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Brian.
Brian prevents AndersonLee from getting back to his feet.
Brian postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

AndersonLee escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Brian gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

AndersonLee has his feet on Brian's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
AndersonLee wants to clinch.
AndersonLee lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Brian backs up against the cage.
Brian looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
AndersonLee tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Brian paws at him with a jab and circles away.
AndersonLee misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

AndersonLee darts in and clinches Brian up against the cage.
AndersonLee looking to stall.

Brian pulls AndersonLee into guard.
Brian has a closed guard, preventing AndersonLee from standing up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
AndersonLee stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Brian swivels though and keeps the full guard.
AndersonLee wants to stand but Brian is controlling his posture from full guard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
AndersonLee stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Brian swivels though and keeps the full guard.
AndersonLee is looking to stand up but Brian won't let him.

Brian pushes AndersonLee off and gets back to his feet.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by AndersonLee!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Left hook, right uppercut from AndersonLee.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by AndersonLee!
AndersonLee is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pamela AndersonLee dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

AndersonLee tries to clinch there but Brian circles away.
AndersonLee wants to clinch.
AndersonLee tries to clinch there but Brian circles away.
AndersonLee throws a good cross that connects.
AndersonLee is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Brian avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Brian tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but AndersonLee swivels and escapes.
AndersonLee cracks Brian with a good jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

AndersonLee instigates a clinch.
Brian gets underhooks to prevent AndersonLee's takedown attempt.
Brian is breathing heavily.
AndersonLee tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Brian just stands there and leans against the cage.
AndersonLee tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Brian just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pamela AndersonLee. That's going to take a lot out of him.
AndersonLee stalling in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
AndersonLee stops a takedown attempt from Brian.
AndersonLee wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
AndersonLee tries to break the clinch but Brian is controlling the position.
AndersonLee fails to pull guard.
AndersonLee fails to pull the fight into his guard.
AndersonLee has Brian pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Brian manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
AndersonLee tries to pull guard but Brian won't allow it.
Brian is looking for a takedown up against the cage. AndersonLee gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
AndersonLee is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
AndersonLee is trying to break the clinch but Brian has him pressed against the cage.
AndersonLee has had enough of the clinch but Brian keeps him there for the moment.
AndersonLee has had enough of the clinch but Brian keeps him there for the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Brian is pressed up against the cage. AndersonLee has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Brian down to the mat. Brian avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
No joy there for AndersonLee, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
AndersonLee tries to close the distance and clinch up but Brian swats him away and circles back towards the center.
AndersonLee swinging wilding here.
AndersonLee throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
AndersonLee throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
AndersonLee wants to clinch up but Brian keeps it at a distance.
Brian closes this distance looking for a takedown but AndersonLee circles away.
Brian circles away from the clinch attempt.
AndersonLee scores with a nice strike.
No luck for Brian with that takedown attempt.
Brian swats away the attempt to clinch by AndersonLee.
AndersonLee is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
AndersonLee fails in his attempt to clinch.
A left and a right from AndersonLee both land. Nice combination.
AndersonLee works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Brian swats away the attempt to clinch by AndersonLee.

AndersonLee rushes Brian and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
AndersonLee wants to get back to striking at distance but Brian won't allow it.
Brian keeps control of AndersonLee as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Brian is looking for a takedown up against the cage. AndersonLee gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Brian prevents a body shot from AndersonLee.
AndersonLee throws a head punch that misses.
AndersonLee wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Brian blocks a body shot from AndersonLee.
AndersonLee has had enough of the clinch but Brian keeps him there for the moment.
AndersonLee drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Brian gets the underhooks and prevents it.
AndersonLee lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
AndersonLee jumps guard but Brian stands there with AndersonLee around his waist. AndersonLee gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
AndersonLee prevents a takedown attempt there.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
AndersonLee tries for a takedown but Brian manages to get underhooks.
AndersonLee is trying to break the clinch but Brian has him pressed against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pamela AndersonLee dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

AndersonLee tries to clinch there but Brian circles away.
AndersonLee's corner calls for a 1-2. AndersonLee obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
AndersonLee misses with a jab, cross combination.
AndersonLee's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and AndersonLee duly obliges.
AndersonLee cracks Brian with a good jab.
AndersonLee fails in his attempt to clinch.
AndersonLee's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and AndersonLee duly obliges.

AndersonLee rushes Brian and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
AndersonLee is trying to break the clinch but Brian has him pressed against the cage.
AndersonLee stops a takedown attempt from Brian.
Brian is looking for a takedown up against the cage. AndersonLee gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
A shot in the inside from AndersonLee.
AndersonLee tries for a takedown but Brian manages to get underhooks.
Brian takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

AndersonLee pulls guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brian won't allow AndersonLee to get back to his feet.

AndersonLee escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Brian gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

AndersonLee working for a triangle but Brian defends it easily.
AndersonLee keeping full guard, as Brian tries to pass.

AndersonLee looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Brian prevents AndersonLee from getting back to his feet.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Brian circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Brian dodges the punch combination from AndersonLee.
AndersonLee lands with a right hand.
AndersonLee works over Brian's head and body with a nice combination.
Nice jab there from AndersonLee.
AndersonLee will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
AndersonLee lands a jab-cross combination.
AndersonLee tries to close the distance and clinch up but Brian swats him away and circles back towards the center.
AndersonLee connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
AndersonLee tries to clinch up.
AndersonLee lands a nice shot that snaps Brian's head back.
AndersonLee goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
AndersonLee tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

AndersonLee has Brian up against the cage in a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
AndersonLee jumps guard but Brian stands there with AndersonLee around his waist. AndersonLee gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Brian gets underhooks to prevent AndersonLee's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pamela AndersonLee. That's going to take a lot out of him.
AndersonLee has had enough of the clinch but Brian keeps him there for the moment.
AndersonLee tries to pull guard but Brian won't allow it.
Brian looking for a takedown.
AndersonLee fails to pull guard.
AndersonLee wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Brian has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
AndersonLee can't get the takedown.
AndersonLee is trying to break free.
AndersonLee is trying to break free.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Brian gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from AndersonLee.
AndersonLee drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Brian gets the underhooks and prevents it.
AndersonLee working aggressively here.
Brian prevents the takedown attempt.
Karl Brian has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
AndersonLee tries for a takedown but Brian manages to get underhooks.
AndersonLee is looking to break free of the clinch but Brian has double underhooks.
Brian is working for takedown but AndersonLee is calmly controlling the position for now.
AndersonLee has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Brian avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pamela AndersonLee showed his dominance in that final round.
Well AndersonLee has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pamela AndersonLee!