PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Charles Stryker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Teddy Roosevelt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stryker comes into the arena with Die Motherfucker Die blaring out of the sound system. Teddy Roosevelt is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Stryker
vs
Roosevelt

188 cm
27
185 lbs
17 - 11 - 0

188 cm
32
179 lbs
20 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Charles Stryker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Teddy Roosevelt!
The judges for this bout are Micheangelo Fripello, Paul Gruel and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A good leg kick by Stryker.
Stryker throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Roosevelt misses with a hook.

Stryker closes the distance and clinches.
Roosevelt wants to break free but Stryker has control.
Stryker has a couple of punches blocked by Roosevelt.
Stryker tries to throw a body punch but Roosevelt avoids it by throwing Stryker back against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Stryker.
Stryker tries to work over Roosevelt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Stryker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Stryker lands a right hand.
Stryker working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Roosevelt wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Stryker keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Roosevelt's efforts to push away.
Stryker throws a head punch that misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Stryker.

It looks like Teddy Roosevelt has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Roosevelt is trying to break the clinch but Stryker is controlling him.
A short right from Stryker.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stryker lands with a right to the head.
Stryker lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Roosevelt blocks an uppercut.
Roosevelt blocking some punches.
Stryker working aggressively here.
Stryker prevents Roosevelt from breaking the clinch.
Stryker lands an elbow inside.
Stryker lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Roosevelt backwards.
Stryker lands an uppercut.
Stryker cracks Roosevelt with a nice body shot.
Stryker tries to throw a body punch but Roosevelt avoids it by throwing Stryker back against the cage.
A short right from Stryker.
Stryker tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Roosevelt's elbow.
Roosevelt can't break the clinch.
Roosevelt wants to get back to striking at distance but Stryker won't allow it.
Roosevelt blocks an uppercut.
Stryker tries to throw a body punch but Roosevelt avoids it by throwing Stryker back against the cage.
Stryker misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stryker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Roosevelt backwards.
Roosevelt looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Stryker misses with some punches.
Stryker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A hook to the body from Stryker.
Stryker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Stryker.
Stryker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Stryker lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Roosevelt or not.
Roosevelt wants to get back to striking at distance but Stryker won't allow it.
Stryker lands a damaging elbow.
Stryker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Stryker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Stryker.
Roosevelt is trying to break free.
Stryker tries to work over Roosevelt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Stryker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stryker lands with a right to the head.
Stryker lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Stryker lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Roosevelt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stryker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Stryker pushes Roosevelt back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Roosevelt takes an elbow to the temple.

That has opened up Teddy Roosevelt's cut even more.
Stryker misses with a hook to the ribs.
Stryker keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Roosevelt's efforts to push away.
Stryker lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Roosevelt backwards.
Stryker blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stryker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stryker lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Roosevelt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short uppercut from Stryker.
Roosevelt is looking to break free of the clinch but Stryker has double underhooks.
Stryker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roosevelt can't break the clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Stryker lands an uppercut.
Stryker lands with a short shot to the head.
Still in the clinch, Stryker scores with a nice short uppercut.
A frustrated look appears on Roosevelt's face as he tries to break the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stryker.
A short body shot lands from Stryker as the two fighters clinch.
Roosevelt looks gassed!
Stryker comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Stryker lands a damaging elbow.

The cut above Teddy Roosevelt's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
A nice left hand lands by Stryker.
A right hook to the body lands for Stryker.
Roosevelt tries to circle away but Stryker has him pinned against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Roosevelt takes a knee to the side of the body.
Stryker lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A right handed body shot lands from Stryker.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Stryker.
Stryker utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Charles Stryker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Teddy Roosevelt's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Good standup being displayed there by Stryker as he connects with a hook.
Stryker lands with a kick to the temple. Roosevelt shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

Stryker feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Roosevelt sprawling to the canvas! Roosevelt rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Stryker finish him?!

Roosevelt is rocked!

Teddy Roosevelt's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Roosevelt takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Roosevelt is still on wobbly legs! Can Stryker finish him?
Roosevelt misses with a double jab.
Stryker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Roosevelt can do to turn this around?
Roosevelt misses with a double jab
and Stryker scores with a counter punch that sends Roosevelt to the canvas! Stryker smells blood - he's punishing Roosevelt with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Roosevelt has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charles Stryker!
Charles Stryker really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that xXx - Voodoo Labs - 159++ Energy - $50 logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.