PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Darth Nurple (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cain Slyker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nurple comes to the cage accompanied by Imperial March. The crowd seem to be enjoying Slyker's choice of entrance music: It's Amazing by Kanye West. Darth Nurple is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Nurple
vs
Slyker

190 cm
33
220 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

186 cm
33
215 lbs
22 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Hell's Balls Recovery (160)

Polskie Odżywki/ Polish Nutrition [PL]

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Darth Nurple!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cain Slyker!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, John Roberts and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slyker takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Nurple tries to clinch up.

Nurple clinches up against the cage.
Slyker wants a takedown.
Slyker drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Nurple displaying some good clinch control by pressing Slyker up against the cage.
Nurple misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Slyker.
Nurple leaning his opponent against the cage.
Nurple misses with a knee to the head.
Nurple lands an elbow inside that Slyker shrugs off.

It looks like Cain Slyker has been cut.
Nurple slows down the pace here.
Slyker avoiding damage as Nurple throws knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nurple tries to land knees in the clinch but Slyker avoids the damage to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Nurple obliges.
Slyker blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Nurple scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Slyker can't get the takedown.
Darth Nurple has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Cain Slyker.
Nurple tries to land knees in the clinch but Slyker avoids the damage to the body.
Nurple scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Slyker managing to block the knees to the body from Nurple.
Nurple trying to land knees to the body.
Slyker prevents a body shot from Nurple.
Slyker is working for takedown but Nurple is calmly controlling the position for now.
Nurple with a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nurple effectively controlling the action here.
Slyker is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Knees in the clinch landing for Nurple.
Slyker looks gassed!
Nurple works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nurple landing knees to the body.
Nurple unloads a knee to the mid-section. Slyker lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Nurple stalling against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Nurple.
Nurple is leaning against Slyker and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Nurple lands a knee to the body.
Nurple scores a nice knee to the body.
Nurple lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Nurple leaning his opponent against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slyker takes a knee to the side of the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Nurple looking to throw knees to the head but Slyker is blocking nicely.
Nurple trying to land knees to the body.
Good body shot from Nurple.
Nurple landing knees to the head.
The referee calls for Nurple to work.
Nurple lands a nice uppercut.
Nurple is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nurple slowing the pace effectively.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nurple lands a good knee to the midsection. Slyker won't want to take too many of those.
Nurple is pushing Slyker up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Nurple scores with a knee to the head.

That has opened up Cain Slyker's cut even more.
Nurple scores with a hook to the body.
Nurple stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
The referee calls for Nurple to work.
Nurple lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Nurple lands a good knee to the midsection. Slyker won't want to take too many of those.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nurple lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Nurple lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Slyker is rocked!
Nurple lands a big knee to the head and Slyker goes down! Nurple pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Darth Nurple!