PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Crack Dealer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rainbow Bright (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rainbow Bright will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Dealer
vs
Bright

175 cm
18
155 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

189 cm
24
155 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

ANABOLIC **160** and LAUNDRY

New World Order Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crack Dealer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rainbow Bright!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Daniel Franklin and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bright shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Dealer as he avoids it easily.
Bright has a takedown stuffed.
Bright fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Dealer avoids it really well and circles away.
Crack Dealer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rainbow Bright.
Bright closes this distance looking for a takedown but Dealer circles away.
Bright looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Nice takedown defense from Dealer. No joy for Bright on that attempt.
Bright looks gassed!
Dealer throws a right and a left that Bright avoids nicely.
Dealer scores with a hook.
Bright looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Dealer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bright gets cracked there but stands up to it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dealer with a hook.
Decent striking displayed by Dealer there.
Dealer lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

Bright is rocked!
Nice defenses there by Bright.
Bright is still on wobbly legs! Can Dealer finish him?
Dealer misses with an uppercut.
Dealer misses with an uppercut. Bright saw that one coming.
Dealer throws the left hand but Bright avoids the punch easily.
Bright takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bright moves out of range of the strikes.
A telegraphed right hand from Dealer misses the target.
Bright bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bright staying out of range there.
Dealer throws the left hand but Bright avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bright ducks under a wild hook from Dealer.
A swing and a miss from Dealer.
Bright is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dealer lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Bright has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Bright and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bright tries for a takedown but Dealer sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Bright keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dealer.
Bright slips under a jab from Dealer.
Bright moves away from the strike by Dealer.
Bright seems to have recovered his senses.
Dealer throws a series of punches but Bright avoids them all with ease.
Bright fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Bright keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dealer.
Dealer is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Dealer darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bright shoots in for a takedown but Dealer shows good takedown defense.
Dealer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dealer throws a hook but Bright blocks it.
A left lands for Dealer.

Bright drives through with a takedown into guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Dealer has his feet on Bright's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Dealer throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bright on the side of the head.
Dealer throws a looping overhand right but Bright ducks down to avoid it.
Dealer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dealer is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Dealer lands a leg kick that knocks Bright off balance momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bright shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Dealer pinned against the cage. Dealer gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Dealer scores with a nice right hand.
Dealer throws a hook to the side of Bright's head but Bright sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dealer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dealer scores with a nice right hand.
Crack Dealer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
No joy there for Dealer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dealer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dealer lands a nice shot that snaps Bright's head back.
Bright takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Dealer throws a jab but it's blocked by Bright.
Bright fails with a takedown attempt.
Dealer lands with a nice body punch.
Dealer stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Dealer wants it to stay on the feet.
Dealer loads up on a big right hand but Bright slips the punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dealer slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Dealer. That snapped Bright's head back.
Dealer looks to land a left hand but Bright moved out of range nicely.
Nice uppercut lands for Dealer. That snapped Bright's head back.
Dealer lands with a right hand.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Bright.
Dealer scores with a body shot.
A jab from Dealer misses.
Dealer lands with a hook. Bright tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Dealer misses with a straight left.
No joy there for Dealer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dealer closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Bright fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Dealer wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bright's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dealer connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bright scrambles back to his feet.
Bright will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dealer scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Dealer slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bright checks a leg kick.
Bright takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Dealer lands a nice shot to the body.
Bright tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Dealer swivels and escapes.
Bright moves out of range as Dealer strikes.
Bright on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Bright takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Dealer shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Bright eats them both and turns towards Dealer to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Dealer slaps away a takedown attempt from Bright, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Dealer lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dealer fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Bright shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Dealer pinned against the cage. Dealer gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
A slow jab from Dealer misses its intended target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crack Dealer dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Dealer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Dealer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dealer slaps away a takedown attempt from Bright, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Dealer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bright can do to turn this around?
Dealer feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Brights jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Dealer displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Bright.
A big left from Dealer misses.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Bright is defended easily by Dealer.
Crack Dealer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rainbow Bright.
Dealer pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Bright back to the cage. Dealer follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Bright has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Dealer misses with an uppercut. Bright saw that one coming.
Dealer is looking to chop away at Bright's legs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dealer. Bright does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dealer misses with a hook. Bright ducked under it nicely.
Dealer connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bright. Bright circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Rainbow Bright seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dealer keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Bright takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Bright is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dealer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Dealer displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Bright.
Dealer pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Bright back to the cage. Dealer follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Dealer throws a series of strikes that have Bright backpedaling.
Bright fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Dealer sizes up Bright with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Dealer looks to land a right hand but Bright moved out of range.
Dealer throws a lazy right hand but Bright sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bright slips a straight right by Dealer.

Dealer gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Bright to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Dealer is trying to keep Bright in close.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dealer manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dealer misses with a head shot.

Dealer looking to isolate an arm here. Bright doesn't see it coming and as Dealer extends the arm, he's forced to tap out! Nice submission by Dealer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Crack Dealer!
A very excited looking Crack Dealer made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.