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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lamce Templeton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Franz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Templeton comes to the cage accompanied by Too Drunk To F@ck! - Dead Kennedys. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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228 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
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187 cm
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235 lbs
8 - 11 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Lamce Templeton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Franz Titties!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Yasuomi Hirokawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titties fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Templeton is out of range.
Templeton throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Templeton bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Templeton thumps Titties with a low kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Templeton.
Templeton avoids a kick to the body.
Titties throws a head kick that misses.
Templeton cracks Titties with an open hand slap.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Titties avoids the body shot from Templeton.
Titties needs to keep his hands up - Templeton had a free shot at his head there.
Templeton ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Titties avoids a kick to the body.
Templeton connects with a leg kick. Titties looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Titties takes a swing at Templeton's ribcage but misses.
Titties misses with a combination
and Templeton counters with a good, hard body kick but Titties shrugs it off.
Titties looks gassed!
Templeton scores with a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Templeton fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Templeton buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
That kick from Templeton tenderised Titties's leg. Titties is trying to keep his angry face on.
Templeton lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Titties should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Templeton lands a jab to Titties's midsection.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Templeton thows a body kick. Titties tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Titties takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Templeton lands with a good body shot.
An inside leg kick lands from Templeton.
Nice cross by Templeton.
Templeton scores with a jab to the jaw.
Templeton punishes Titties's body with a nice straight punch.
Templeton lands with a shot to the body.
A solid body kick from Templeton.
Templeton changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Templeton lands a nice hook to Titties's body. Titties takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Templeton scores with a shot to the body.
Templeton has managed to clinch.
Templeton is working Titties over against the cage.
Templeton breaks the clinch.
Templeton looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Templeton lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Titties at a distance.
Templeton lands with a shot to the body.
Templeton lands with an overhand left.
Lamce Templeton is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Templeton fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Titties manages to avoid it.
Templeton rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Titties moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A low kick from Titties misses
and Templeton counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Templeton works Titties's body with a nice hook.
Templeton feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Titties's calf.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Templeton turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Templeton with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Titties drops his hands momentarily and Templeton takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Templeton plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
It looks like Franz Titties has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Titties tries to move into range but Templeton moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Titties tries a head kick but it misses.
Titties is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Templeton.
Titties is rocked!
Templeton ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Titties has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Templeton.
Templeton with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Titties takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Templeton lands a nice looking kick to the body. Titties takes a step back to recover.
Titties avoids the head kick by Templeton.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Templeton throws a body punch but Titties moves out of range.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Templeton - that will leave a mark!
Templeton is looking to wear down Titties with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Templeton uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Templeton throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Templeton lands with an overhand left.
Titties on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Templeton works Titties's body with a nice hook.
Templeton scores with a jab to the body.
Templeton throws a head kick but Titties moves out of range.
Good exchange - Templeton coming out on top.
Titties on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Templeton scores with a head kick.
Titties tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Franz Titties seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Templeton cracks the inside of Titties's front leg.
Templeton lands with a shot to the body.
Templeton cracks Titties with an open hand slap.
Templeton looks to score with a jab to the body but Titties is just out of range.
Titties misses with a straight left.
Templeton scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Templeton is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Templeton throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Templeton scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Templeton.
Titties tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Templeton - that will leave a mark!
Templeton lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Templeton connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Templeton tries a head kick but it misses.
Templeton lands a nice shot that snaps Titties's head back.
Templeton tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Templeton fakes the leg kick and cracks Titties in the body.
Titties misses with a hook. Templeton ducked under it nicely.
Templeton jabs Titties to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Templeton ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Templeton lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Titties takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Titties takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A nice leg kick lands there from Templeton.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Templeton.
Franz Titties has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Templeton lands a nice leg kick that just misses Titties's sensitive parts.
Nice uppercut there from Templeton.
Titties chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Templeton can pounce on him.
Templeton lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Templeton throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Templeton digs a good body shot into Titties's ribs.
A nice inside leg kick there by Templeton. That's going to slow Titties down.
Templeton throws a quick inside leg kick.
Templeton lands a leg kick that knocks Titties off balance momentarily.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Templeton, right into the meat.
Titties is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Templeton lands a body shot.
Templeton moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Templeton scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Titties doesn't seem bothered though.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Templeton digs a good body shot into Titties's ribs.
Templeton misses with a wild combination.
Templeton lands with a kick to the ribs.
Templeton lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Templeton lands a slapping body shot.
Templeton scoring well with a low kick there.
Templeton connects with a body shot.
An inside leg kick lands from Templeton.
Templeton scores with a jab to the body.
Titties doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Templeton throws a head kick that Titties semi-blocks.
Templeton scoring well with a low kick there.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Templeton stuns Titties with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Templeton lands a nice looking body kick.
Titties closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Titties throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Titties takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Templeton thuds a left hand into Titties's body.
Titties looks for the body kick but Templeton saw that one coming.
Templeton connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A shot to the liver by Templeton. Beautiful body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Templeton lands a leg kick that knocks Titties off balance momentarily.
Templeton lands a head kick!
Titties walks into a left hand.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lamce Templeton showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Templeton has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight for Lamce Templeton!
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight for Lamce Templeton!
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight for Lamce Templeton!
Lamce Templeton wins by unanimous decision!
Lamce Templeton made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'I'm going to Mickey D's for a mother fucking cheeseburger!!!!!!'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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