PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Raul Zergopalitix (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fedor Emelianenko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Emelianenko has chosen Era-Enea Vollare Mezzo as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Zergopalitix
vs
Emelianenko

200 cm
25
275 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

183 cm
25
238 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Raul Zergopalitix!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Fedor Emelianenko!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Sergei Dronov and Dmitry Maklakov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Emelianenko tries to clinch up.
Emelianenko closes the distance and clinches up with Zergopalitix, looking for a takedown. Emelianenko pushes Zergopalitix against the cage but Zergopalitix circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Zergopalitix shoots in looking for a takedown. Emelianenko tries to sprawl out of it but Zergopalitix keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Emelianenko manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

Zergopalitix shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Zergopalitix showed some decent athleticism there.
Zergopalitix looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Emelianenko with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Zergopalitix scoring with strikes to the body and head.

It looks like Fedor Emelianenko has been cut.
Zergopalitix lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Emelianenko blocking the ground and pound attempt from Zergopalitix.
Zergopalitix throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Zergopalitix lands strikes from half guard.

The cut above Fedor Emelianenko's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Zergopalitix working over Emelianenko with some ground and pound. Emelianenko looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

Fedor Emelianenko's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Fedor Emelianenko's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Raul Zergopalitix!
Raul Zergopalitix looked relieved post fight as he said the following; '"every day i'm shuffling" {shuffles out the octagon}'.