PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sean Evans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Evans comes into the arena with Roy Jones Jr - Can't Be Touched blaring out of the sound system. Sean Evans has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Evans
vs
Fuck Tito

183 cm
27
215 lbs
13 - 3 - 0

190 cm
31
221 lbs
19 - 7 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sean Evans!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 7 - 1, fighting out of New York, Chuck Fuck Tito!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Franklyn Lucas and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Fuck Tito misses.
Evans displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fuck Tito throws out the jab.
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut.
Evans defending well as Fuck Tito loads up on a big left hand.
Evans ducks under a wild hook from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Evans.
Evans throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fuck Tito throws an off balance right hand
enabling Evans to counter with a crisp jab.
Fuck Tito looks to throw the jab but Evans is out of range.
Evans looks to land a combination but Fuck Tito avoids it well.
Evans takes one on the button.
Evans ducks under a wild hook from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito cracks Evans with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Chuck Fuck Tito seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Evans swinging wildly here.
Nice defenses there by Evans.
Fuck Tito pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Evans checks a low kick from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito misses with a hook. Evans ducked under it nicely.
Fuck Tito misses with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito moves into range and connects with a jab.
Fuck Tito throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Evans checks a leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Evans.
Fuck Tito throws a shot from downtown. Evans moves away and avoids it.
Fuck Tito showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Evans.
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut.
Fuck Tito dodges the punch combination from Evans.
A slow jab from Fuck Tito misses its intended target.
Fuck Tito throws a big shot that misses.
Fuck Tito misses with a hook.
Evans throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Evans looks to land a combination but Fuck Tito avoids it well.
Fuck Tito slips a jab and a cross from Evans.
Nice shot by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito looks to throw the jab but Evans is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Evans uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Evans.
Fuck Tito throws a looping overhand right but Evans ducks down to avoid it.
Fuck Tito throws a looping overhand right but Evans ducks down to avoid it.
Fuck Tito throws a quick inside leg kick.
Evans steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fuck Tito.
A big right from Fuck Tito misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Evans moves out of range as Fuck Tito strikes.
Fuck Tito throws a shot from downtown. Evans moves away and avoids it.
Fuck Tito thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fuck Tito throws a big shot that misses.
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut.
Fuck Tito jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Evans throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fuck Tito.
Jab, jab by Evans - just one landing.
Evans throws a right hand that Fuck Tito ducks under and follows up with a left that Fuck Tito also avoids with ease.
Fuck Tito throws a big shot that misses.
Fuck Tito jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Evans ducks under a wild hook from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Evans.
Fuck Tito thows a body shot but no joy.
Fuck Tito misses with a left hand
and Evans counters with a one-two to the body.
Evans misses with a double jab.
Evans lands with an overhand left.
A shot to the liver by Fuck Tito. Beautiful body shot.
Fuck Tito's corner calls for a 1-2. Fuck Tito obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Evans tries to bum rush Fuck Tito with a series of wild strikes but Fuck Tito uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Fuck Tito connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Fuck Tito works Evans's body with a nice hook.
Evans uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito throws a looping overhand right but Evans ducks down to avoid it.
Evans fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fuck Tito avoids a punch combination nicely.
Evans fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Fuck Tito misses its intended target.
Fuck Tito fails to land with a series of punches.
Evans defending well as Fuck Tito loads up on a big left hand.
Fuck Tito misses with a hook
and Evans counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Evans throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Evans misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fuck Tito scores with the left hand. Evans knows he should have avoided that one.
Fuck Tito tests Evans's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Evans throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fuck Tito.
Evans on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Fuck Tito throws a jab when Evans was well out of range.
Evans avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Evans throws a right hand that Fuck Tito ducks under and follows up with a left that Fuck Tito also avoids with ease.
Fuck Tito misses with a left hand
letting Evans counter with a right hand.
Fuck Tito lands with a good body shot.
Fuck Tito swings for the body but Evans moves out of range.
Fuck Tito misses with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Fuck Tito dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Some wild striking there from Evans.
Nice defenses there by Evans.
Fuck Tito lands a nice leg kick that just misses Evans's sensitive parts.
A swing and a miss from Fuck Tito.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Fuck Tito.
Evans slips under a jab from Fuck Tito.
Evans slips under a jab.
Evans slips a jab from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A punch combination from Evans misses.
Evans lunges at Fuck Tito with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Fuck Tito's hand.
Fuck Tito waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Evans.
Fuck Tito missing with a left hand there. Evans was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fuck Tito swings widly with a right hand
and Fuck Tito takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fuck Tito misses with a right hand
and Evans counters with a three punch combo that has Fuck Tito backing up. Fuck Tito nods at Evans to acknowledge the strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fuck Tito swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Evans keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fuck Tito.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito connects with a good right hand that stumbles Evans. Evans circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Evans uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fuck Tito.
Evans keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Evans displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fuck Tito throws out the jab.
Evans drops his hands momentarily and Fuck Tito takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Fuck Tito jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fuck Tito throws a big shot that misses.
Evans misses with a jab, cross combination.
Fuck Tito throws a big shot that misses.
Evans takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Fuck Tito throws a lazy right hand but Evans sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fuck Tito scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Fuck Tito throws a poor cross that misses
and Evans connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Evans blocks a jab.
Fuck Tito misses with a straight left.
Fuck Tito throws a right hand that misses
and Evans counters with a three punch combo that has Fuck Tito backing up. Fuck Tito nods at Evans to acknowledge the strikes.
Fuck Tito slips a jab and a cross from Evans.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Evans on the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fuck Tito throws a hook but Evans avoids it easily.
Fuck Tito swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Evans takes one on the button.
Sean Evans is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Evans keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fuck Tito scores with a hook.
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut
and Evans counters with a two punch combo.
Fuck Tito misses with a straight right.
Fuck Tito's jab looks to have found its range, popping Evans under the eye.
A combination from Evans does no damage.
Evans lands a nice hook to Fuck Tito's body. Fuck Tito takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fuck Tito lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A punch combination from Evans misses.
Evans throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fuck Tito throws an overhand right that lands on Evans's shoulder, as Evans tries to avoid the shot.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Evans checks a leg kick.
Fuck Tito jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Fuck Tito.
Evans defending well as Fuck Tito loads up on a big left hand.
Evans throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito misses with a straight right.
Evans misses with a wild combination.
Fuck Tito throws a shot from downtown. Evans moves away and avoids it.
A telegraphed right hand from Fuck Tito misses the target.
Evans looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Evans swinging wildly here.
Fuck Tito throws the left hand but Evans avoids the punch easily.
Evans throws a series of punches but Fuck Tito avoids them all with ease.
Chuck Fuck Tito seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fuck Tito misses with a looping left.
Evans looks to land a combination but Fuck Tito avoids it well.
Fuck Tito throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Evans slips under a jab from Fuck Tito.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito looks to land a left hand but Evans moved out of range nicely.
Fuck Tito dodges the punch combination from Evans.
Fuck Tito throws a jab but it's blocked by Evans.
Fuck Tito jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fuck Tito lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Fuck Tito missing with a left hand there. Evans was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fuck Tito lands a jab to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Evans throws a combination. Fuck Tito tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Evans looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Fuck Tito stalks Evans and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Evans's face. Evans staggers backwards, shaken.
Fuck Tito waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Evans.
Fuck Tito is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Evans.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuck Tito lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Fuck Tito throws a big shot that misses.
Fuck Tito throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Evans counters with a three punch combo that has Fuck Tito backing up. Fuck Tito nods at Evans to acknowledge the strikes.
Fuck Tito throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Fuck Tito showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Evans takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Evans throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuck Tito scores with a jab. Evans acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Fuck Tito slips a jab and a cross from Evans.
Fuck Tito throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Evans counters with a series of strikes. Fuck Tito will be more careful next time no doubt.
Evans ducks under a wild hook from Fuck Tito.
Evans misses with the combination.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fuck Tito. Evans does a little dance to reset his feet.
Evans checks a leg kick nicely.
Fuck Tito throws a jab when Evans was well out of range.
Fuck Tito throws a hook but Evans avoids it easily.
Evans throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fuck Tito misses with a hook.
Evans misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fuck Tito throws a big shot that misses.
Fuck Tito swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Evans.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito misses with a straight right.
A slow jab from Fuck Tito misses its intended target.
Fuck Tito scores with a jab.
Evans blocks a jab.
Fuck Tito pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Some bone on bone action there as Evans checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Fuck Tito jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Fuck Tito misses the jab.
Fuck Tito cracks Evans with an open hand slap.
Evans feints a jab promting Fuck Tito to slip. Evans then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Fuck Tito slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Evans fails to land with a series of punches.
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut. Evans saw that one coming.
Fuck Tito throws a quick inside leg kick.
Fuck Tito throws a big shot that misses.
Fuck Tito is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Evans.
Fuck Tito missing with a left hand there. Evans was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito throws a lazy right hand but Evans sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fuck Tito misses with an uppercut. Evans saw that one coming.
Evans steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fuck Tito.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fuck Tito throws a poor cross that misses
and Evans counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Evans misses with a double jab.
A slapping leg kick lands for Fuck Tito.
Evans tries to move into range but Fuck Tito moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Evans misses with a two punch combination.
Fuck Tito throws a hook but Evans avoids it easily.
Fuck Tito throws a looping overhand right but Evans ducks down to avoid it.
Fuck Tito is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Evans.
A telegraphed right hand from Fuck Tito misses the target.
Evans throws a right hand that Fuck Tito ducks under and follows up with a left that Fuck Tito also avoids with ease.
Fuck Tito throws a lazy uppercut
and Evans counters with a left and a right that stings Fuck Tito.
Evans moves out of range of the strikes.
Evans throws a combination. Fuck Tito tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Sean Evans has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Evans might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Evans avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A slow jab from Fuck Tito misses its intended target.
Evans scores with a three punch combo!
A big right from Fuck Tito misses.
Evans throws a right and a left that Fuck Tito avoids nicely.
Fuck Tito ducks under a wild hook from Evans.
Evans closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Fuck Tito slips a jab and a cross from Evans.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Evans slips under a jab from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Evans on the side of the head.
A jab from Fuck Tito misses.
Fuck Tito scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Good exchange - Fuck Tito coming out on top.
Fuck Tito misses with a straight left.
Evans has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Evans there as he acknowledges the shot.
Fuck Tito throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Chuck Fuck Tito is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Evans throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fuck Tito loads up on a big right hand but Evans slips the punch.
Fuck Tito loads up on a big right hand but Evans slips the punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fuck Tito throws an off balance right hand
and Evans counters with a one-two to the body.
Evans throws a right and a left that Fuck Tito avoids nicely.
Evans ducks under a wild hook from Fuck Tito.
Good exchange - Fuck Tito coming out on top.
The crowd cheers as Fuck Tito lands an impressive looking overhand right. Evans doesn't seem phased though.
Fuck Tito has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Evans fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Fuck Tito looks to throw the jab but Evans is out of range.
A big right from Fuck Tito misses.
Fuck Tito throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Evans throws a series of punches but Fuck Tito moves out of range.
Evans misses with a few strikes there.
Fuck Tito cracks Evans with a right hand to the side of the head.
Evans's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Fuck Tito connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Evans scrambles back to his feet.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chuck Fuck Tito comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Fuck Tito has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 27:30
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chuck Fuck Tito!
An out of breath and clearly excited Chuck Fuck Tito thanked Hell's Balls Recovery (160) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).