PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pavel Morozov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Trololo Trololo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Morozov
vs
Trololo

190 cm
29
290 lbs
14 - 11 - 0

200 cm
25
275 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 11 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Pavel Morozov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Trololo Trololo!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Valeri Chadov and Dmitry Maklakov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Donk. Morozov catches Trololo right on the button with a cross.
Trololo dives in and grabs Morozov's left leg, looking for a takedown. Morozov pushes down on Trololo's head and hops out.
A jab from Morozov finds it's way through Trololo's defenses.

It looks like Trololo Trololo has been cut.
Morozov misses with a wild combination.
Trololo fails to land the takedown.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Trololo moves in looking to clinch but Morozov pushes him off.
Trololo closes the distance looking to clinch
and Morozov counters with a hugh head kick that removes Trololo from consiousness! A brutal head kick knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Pavel Morozov!
Our winner, Pavel Morozov, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.